Wacky workplace "amenities"

[reveal]

we've got $4000 toilet seats if you believe the press. but we don't have a janitorial staff to clean them. you ain't gonna see me sitting on one of them.

For $4000 they should clean themselves.

 

[Warrior Poet]

you ain't gonna see me sitting on one of them.

Wait, don't you work for the CDC?

You'd think if there was a place that had clean toilets . . .

Warrior Poet

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Wait, don't you work for the CDC?

You'd think if there was a place that had clean toilets . . .

Warrior Poet

That's what you think...... government jobs ain't that organized.

Those seats are probably dirtier than those in Grand Central Station.....

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

In each bathroom where I work they have a device that spritzes air freshener every few minutes. What is unusual is that different bathroom have different scented air fresheners (the three I use most commonly are honeydew, bubblegum and a floral scent...maybe lilacs). I know people who decide which bathroom to use based upon the air freshener scent.

 

[reveal]

In each bathroom where I work they have a device that spritzes air freshener every few minutes. What is unusual is that different bathroom have different scented air fresheners (the three I use most commonly are honeydew, bubblegum and a floral scent...maybe lilacs). I know people who decide which bathroom to use based upon the air freshener scent.

"Crappy honeydew, crappy bubblegum, or crappy flowers? Which one do I want to smell today?"

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Our company wasting about $60k on a Bright Canary yellow Hummer with the company logo on it. And then drive it to new store openings. Several of which is at least an hour away from the home office in Charlotte.... and then freaking when my store manager wants to decorate his red van (an older full-size) with the "Panther's Tailgating Headquarters" on the side and the company logo on the front driver-side door.... (they thought the van was "too beat up"... just 'cause it's not a modern one... :\ )

 

[Warrior Poet]

Those seats are probably dirtier than those in Grand Central Station.....

[Daffy Duck Voice] Mother! [/Daffy Duck Voice]

 

[Darth K'Trava]

"Crappy honeydew, crappy bubblegum, or crappy flowers? Which one do I want to smell today?"

Yeah... which one goes well with a #2....... decisions, decisions.....

 

[Arnwyn]

In each bathroom where I work they have a device that spritzes air freshener every few minutes. What is unusual is that different bathroom have different scented air fresheners (the three I use most commonly are honeydew, bubblegum and a floral scent...maybe lilacs). I know people who decide which bathroom to use based upon the air freshener scent.

Our office building has those, too.

But heaven knows what the heck "scent" it's spritzing out...

 

[reveal]

Our office building has those, too.

But heaven knows what the heck "scent" it's spritzing out...

Eau du Toilet