Shouldn't you have to take levels in "Warrior" and "War Boss" before you can be a "Warlord"? I mean, you should at least have to be lord of something.
"Hi, I'm Wesley the Warlord."
"Oh, where's your army?"
"I don't have one."
"Then where is your regiment?"
"I don't have one of those, either."
"Ah. Your brigade?"
"Nope."
"Then your battalion?"
"No."
"Your company?"
"Haven't got one."
"Your raiding party, then?"
"Also no."
"Then how do you propose to wage war?"
"Well, I suppose I'm still building up to that."
"I see. So what're you lord of, then?"
"I'm sorry?"
"You said you're a warlord. But you don't wage wars. So over what do you lord it?"
"Well, I suppose I'm not technically a lord."
"So you're a general, then?"
"No."
"A captain?"
"Afraid not."
"A member of any military organization whatsoever?"
"Not exactly."
"Not exactly?"
"Well, not at all, then."
"So then you're a landholder?"
"No."
"A mayor or burgomaster perhaps?"
"No and no."
"Do you have any title, then?"
"Peasant."
"Peasant? How on Earth can a Peasant be a Warlord?"
"Listen you, I'll pick my job title and you pick yours, alright?"
