D&D 4E Weird & Wacky Stuff You Want in 4e

[Shroomy]

This thread is inspired by a thought I had the other day, specifically my hope that the aarakocra is in 4e. I'm not sure if I'm the only one or not, but I've loved the aarakocra since I first paged through the 1e FF back in the 80s. That got me thinking, what strange, weird, funny, etc. things from earlier editions do you want to appear in some form in 4e. You know, the non-obvious monsters, races, spells, abilities, etc. that you don't really think will make the initial cut, but that would make a really great surprise if they did.

And before we begin, please let's all refrain from responding with the beloved flumph!

 

[Boarstorm]

The flum... uh... ok, then, let's go with the yellow musk creeper.

 

[Shroomy]

The flum... uh... ok, then, let's go with the yellow musk creeper.

Yes, another of my favorites....

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Miniature giant space hamsters and nilbogs.

 

[Scipio202]

Wand of Wonder

 

[WhatGravitas]

Tenser's Floating Disk.

With variable altitude, if possible, allowing you to use it as umbrella.

Cheers, LT.

 

[Nahat Anoj]

Hmm...

Carrion Crawlers
Gelatinous Cubes
Owlbears (actually, I'm thinking about stealing the Wild/Owl/Moonkin from WoW for these guys)
Aaracokra would be good
Stirges
Shriekers

EDIT - Ah, I see now in the OP that this was for things that would probably not make the cut. Oh well.

 

[Masquerade]

Phantom Fungus.


.....what?

 

[Kwalish Kid]

Kelpie

 

[LordArchaon]

Catoblepas