Celebrim
Legend
According to online surveys over the years I belong in house Slytherin, Ravenclaw, AND Gryffindor.
Back in the early Pottermore days I took the official online house sorting.
I came out as Slytherin, Hyena Patronus, and 14" redwood wand (quite stiff).
I think that's reasonably fair, although my political sympathies tend to lie more toward Hufflepuff in Hogwart politics, there is a certain side of me that is "True nobility is a matter of bearing and not blood." I'd make a nasty Deatheater if I ever was inclined to it. I'd also be the sort of guy that found Deatheaters obnoxiously uncivilized sorts that gave Pure Bloods a bad name and who would happily go to war against them. And let's face it, Lord Moldy Warts is a half-blood. Who does he think he's fooling? Only the stupid as far as I can tell.
Tom should have been sorted into Gryffindor with the rest of the uncouth, bullies and braggarts where he belonged. I don't abide with using power to crush the weak. It totally rejects the true values of a freeborn. House Black is barely sane and can't even control its children. The Malfoys mistake wealth for rank. Manners are the coat that decency is supposed to wear, not a cheap disguise to cosplay in. My House doesn't lose its grip. We hold on.
Or something like that.
