D&D 5E What big thing is supposed to be next week?

[Roland55]

Yay.

We'll get:

* bigger explosions

* worse music

* tons of background NPCs magically added in to every scene

* every scene/detail that was edited out of previously released material will be added back in "because we can"

* forced, unnatural, hamfisted love scene dialog will be added to text blocks in every rule book and adventure.

* instead of bloodlines or draconic heritage, sorcerors now have Midi-Chlorians.

* excessive, superfluous uses of "Nooooooo!!!!!!!!" will be added to every product randomly.

See, this is just what I was thinking. General goodness.

 

[El Mahdi]

5E will be designed to gaze longingly at you...

 

[William Ronald]

5E will be designed to gaze longingly at you...

Let's just hope that it is not a catoblepas, a beholder, or a medusa!!

 

[Rechan]

Let's just hope that it is not a catoblepas, a beholder, or a medusa!!

You heard it here first folks, 5e gives basilisks the shaft.

 

[Keldryn]

EN Publishing bought the D&D brand from Hasbro and is already working on a new edition. You heard it here first.

 

[caudor]

Hum, it is possible that Morrus has big news for ENWorld AND WotC has big news about D&D. One week...two big events!

This is 2012, right? WotC may announce D&D - The Final Edition and Morrus is may put up a forum so we can all say our goodbyes.

 

[Gundark]

Hum, it is possible that Morrus has big news for ENWorld AND WotC has big news about D&D. One week...two big events!

This is 2012, right? WotC may announce D&D - The Final Edition and Morrus is may put up a forum so we can all say our goodbyes.

I know that this was done tongue in cheek...and I really hope your are wrong.

 

[Stalker0]

Well guys I just can't keep the secret any longer.


Its a pony.

I hope everyone really enjoys it!

 

[mach1.9pants]

Well guys I just can't keep the secret any longer.


Its a pony.

I hope everyone really enjoys it!

Yeah Pony in a red wine jus is good, so I'll enjoy it.

 

[Gaming Tonic]

Well guys I just can't keep the secret any longer.


Its a pony.

I hope everyone really enjoys it!

It isn't a pony but it could be a paladin's warhorse, or perhaps a horse of a different color. I will never tell, until Monday.

 

[Flatus Maximus]

Yeah Pony in a red wine jus is good, so I'll enjoy it.

Maybe the big announcement is the answer to: If you eat a summoned pony, would you still feel full after the spell ends?

 

[Aeolius]

CES is next week. Perhaps the announcement is that 5e will electronic in nature, distributed solely for the iPad via iTunes.

:: ducks ::

 

[Nagol]

It isn't a pony but it could be a paladin's warhorse, or perhaps a horse of a different color. I will never tell, until Monday.

D&D is going to Oz!

 

[Morrus]

You'll find out tomorrow morning. Or afternoon, my time. Or yesterday if you live in the future like those Australians.

That's it. Ask an Australian. They'll already know!

 

[Shemeska]

Well guys I just can't keep the secret any longer.


Its a pony.

I hope everyone really enjoys it!

D&D Brony Edition? Trying to compete with Ponyfinder?

 

[Nagol]

Perhaps the long-announced vapourware My Little Pony RPG is finally being released!

Design & Development: Here Come the Ponies

 

[William Ronald]

Let's just hope that it is not a catoblepas, a beholder, or a medusa!!

You heard it here first folks, 5e gives basilisks the shaft.

They may be included either in the new books "Stuff that We Had to Leave Out at First" or the "Book of Neurotic Fantasy"

 

[El Mahdi]

You'll find out tomorrow morning. Or afternoon, my time. Or yesterday if you live in the future like those Australians.

That's it. Ask an Australian. They'll already know!

It's due to the high level of Chromium deposits throughout the continent.

The deposits aid in flux dispersal.

 

[SSquirrel]

Edition Wars Episodes 1-6

Working titles:

The Pathfinder Menace
Attack of the Retro Clones
Revenge of the Grognard
A New OGL
4e Strikes Back
Return of the Powergamer

Actually you could end w/the fake name Lucas used for Jedi Revenge of the Jedi, so Star Wars comes back at D&D in retribution for its license not being renewed

 

[EnigmaRamus]

Either reprints of Core with errata, DMG 3 with epic material, or they're adding mirrors back to the purchasable adventuring gear list.