D&D 5E What big thing is supposed to be next week?

Roland55

First Post
Yay. :erm:

We'll get:

* bigger explosions

* worse music

* tons of background NPCs magically added in to every scene

* every scene/detail that was edited out of previously released material will be added back in "because we can"

* forced, unnatural, hamfisted love scene dialog will be added to text blocks in every rule book and adventure.

* instead of bloodlines or draconic heritage, sorcerors now have Midi-Chlorians.

* excessive, superfluous uses of "Nooooooo!!!!!!!!" will be added to every product randomly.

See, this is just what I was thinking. General goodness.
 

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caudor

Adventurer
Hum, it is possible that Morrus has big news for ENWorld AND WotC has big news about D&D. One week...two big events!

This is 2012, right? WotC may announce D&D - The Final Edition and Morrus is may put up a forum so we can all say our goodbyes. :p
 
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Gundark

Explorer
Hum, it is possible that Morrus has big news for ENWorld AND WotC has big news about D&D. One week...two big events!

This is 2012, right? WotC may announce D&D - The Final Edition and Morrus is may put up a forum so we can all say our goodbyes.

I know that this was done tongue in cheek...and I really hope your are wrong.
 





Aeolius

Adventurer
CES is next week. Perhaps the announcement is that 5e will electronic in nature, distributed solely for the iPad via iTunes.

:: ducks ::
 


Morrus

Well, that was fun
Staff member
You'll find out tomorrow morning. Or afternoon, my time. Or yesterday if you live in the future like those Australians.

That's it. Ask an Australian. They'll already know!
 




El Mahdi

Muad'Dib of the Anauroch
You'll find out tomorrow morning. Or afternoon, my time. Or yesterday if you live in the future like those Australians.

That's it. Ask an Australian. They'll already know!

It's due to the high level of Chromium deposits throughout the continent.

The deposits aid in flux dispersal.
 

SSquirrel

Explorer
Edition Wars Episodes 1-6

Working titles:

The Pathfinder Menace
Attack of the Retro Clones
Revenge of the Grognard
A New OGL
4e Strikes Back
Return of the Powergamer

Actually you could end w/the fake name Lucas used for Jedi Revenge of the Jedi, so Star Wars comes back at D&D in retribution for its license not being renewed :)
 


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