D&D General What Do These People Eat?

Writing up a Twighlight/tidally-locked world right now. Did a good deal of research on what would be consumed along the differing horizontal parallels as the exposure to light increased or decreased.

So lots of root and ground crops the further shadeward you get as well as hunting and gathering. Sunward boasts herbs, maze, tomatillos, and other crops of the vine. Obviously 24/7 sun is still way more that what a plant that likes the sun would want. Luckily the Sunward nations are a bit more caste based and there is a thriving population of kobold workers who tend to these crops. Assisting every so often by dragging tarps over the farming fields to give the plants shade, and water.
 

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When the PCs encounter a new culture, I'd love to be able to sprinkle in some colorful cuisine references. Whether it's the snack brought to the king while the players are in audience, or the meal served in the tavern, having some interesting color/flavor would be nice. But I'm not sure I want to spend time preparing that ahead of time.

So what I want is a web/phone app where you can put in some parameters such as terrain (desert, mountain, ocean, etc.) and exoticness (high, medium, low) and it automatically generates some unique cuisine descriptors. Just a concise overview, with 2 or 3 specific examples, perhaps subdivided by high and low wealth levels.

Beverages, too.
 

Here’s one for you:


A.K.A. Leipäjuusto I just tried this one yesterday- buttery, salty semi-hard cheese. Pretty dense. Works well with savory AND sweet food.

Leipäjuusto can be eaten warm or cold, and is served in a number of ways:[3][2]

  • The traditional way to serve it as slices, as a side dish with coffee.
  • A few pieces are placed in a cup, with hot coffee poured on. The Swedish name kaffeost ("coffee cheese") refers to this.
  • Served as diamond-shaped pieces, roughly 5 to 7 cm long and a little less wide, with cloudberryjelly or fresh cloudberries.
  • Slices of the cheese are cut into a cup or plate, with some cream poured on the pieces so that they soak a little, some cinnamon and sugar sprinkled over it, and grilled in the oven for a moment. Served with cloudberry jelly.
  • In modern Finnish cuisine, diced leipäjuusto is often used as a mild replacement for feta in various salads.
  • As a dessert, leipäjuusto can be served like Camembert, fried on a pan with butter until it softens, and served with jam, traditionally cloudberry

If you look at the wiki, they sometimes dry this stuff out and keep it for YEARS.
 

Here’s one for you:


A.K.A. Leipäjuusto I just tried this one yesterday- buttery, salty semi-hard cheese. Pretty dense. Works well with savory AND sweet food.



If you look at the wiki, they sometimes dry this stuff out and keep it for YEARS.
Oooo. A lot of ways you could go with that. Nice.
 

In my campaign, the dwarven sense of taste is very poor and blunt. It's so bad that dwarven food is a joke to most of the other races, and in fact, there's a whole running gag about how their racial resistance to poison comes from eating dwarven cooking.
Well... one way to build a tolerance for poison is to ingest small amounts of it. It could be that one of the dwarven staples of their diet is mildly poisonous.
 


So, what about it? What do your elves and dwarves and gnomes eat? Having you given any thought to the diet of more obscure races?

One of the especially awesome bits about Journeys Through the Radiant Citadel was that almost every culture included some notes on its culinary traditions (and in some adventures these traditions became very important!). Adventures in that book are one of the few experiences I have had of playing D&D making me hungry.

Stuff like that makes me think of common themes in food, and how different societies might change them. Like, consider the dumpling. A pouch of something edible with something delicious inside. Dwarves probably make folded, baked rations, things that last a long time in your backpack, and are hearty and filling. Gnome dumplings probably play with flavors a lot, maybe mixing savory and sweet, and definitely try to do something unexpected. Halflings probably stuff as much as possible into a little folded pie, mixing your fruit and veg and grain to get a whole meal in your hand. Elves maybe make very thin wrappers with delicious greens inside, pressed carefully, marked with runes, the kind of dumpling you have to sit down and savor.

Or, like, pizza. Dwarf pizza could be a deep dish affair that sustains you. Gnome pizza experiments with bizarre toppings. Halfling pizza is like really good farmer's market pizza, topped with an array of deliciousness. Elven pizza I imagine being perfectly thin crust, maybe a little sparse with the toppings, so you can truly savor each of them. Margherita pizza made by an elf should be delightful.

Orcs probably invented the hot dog.
 

I tend to have more regions where food is similar, but things overlap with other races. I tend to have dwarf places with more heavy food such as stews and meats with gravy and root vegetables. Elves have light foods such as salads with berries and grilled fish. Halflings make a lot of travel food and baked pies. After a guest diner, people often leave with a fold-over of meat or berries, or both, to take for the walk home. Again, things overlap in towns where cultures mash with human and other races.
 

I was watching a WebDM video today about cities in DnD, and they talked about smoke mephits making bbq, and between that and the dwarf thread and thinking about how dwarves can eat any organic material and derive sustenance, I've been thinking today about food in a fantasy world.

So, what about it? What do your elves and dwarves and gnomes eat? Having you given any thought to the diet of more obscure races?

For me, Dwarfs love mushrooms and roots, and treat greens, fruit, like we treat spices, rather than thinking of them as food by themselves. Dwarves who learn to cook for other races are treasured for introducing flavors and preparation methods that others would never have imagined. Meat is uncommon for most dwarves, though those who live in the deep forest are happy to eat game animals, including their bones. Stew, soup, etc, is common in dwarven homes, often eating the "same" soup for a year or more, adding fresh ingredients and water every day.

Dwarven alcohol is strange stuff, often combinin stimulating elements as well as the normal soporific effects of the alcohol itself. Contrary to common belief, Dwarven ale isn't any stronger than most human ales and beers, though the roots, barks, moss, mushrooms, and animal bone and other odd ingredients create a filling, nutritious, dark, and often strange, beverage. Some dwarven spirits and wines, in particular, use ingredients that humans generally only use in a medicinal context, creating mild secondary effects associated with those medicines.

Elves tend to enjoy food that focuses on extensive preparation combined with very fresh and often raw ingredients, and that is best eaten in a sort of prolonged ritual. Therefor, an elf dish might involve rice that was soaked in aromatic herbs and slow-cooked at a simmer with fresh greens and peppers, aged and/or dried ingredients such as forest mushrooms, seaweed, etc, fermented sauces, combined with raw fish, fresh vegetables, etc, served in a series of small dishes. When you eat with elves, the intended flavor profile of a dish might require that you first sip from a bowl of herbal broth, dip a slice of fish in a fermented sauce, and follow a bite of said fish with rice mixed with finely chopped strong greens and vegatables, but if you eat it as intended, it maybe well be one of the most satisfying experiences of your life. Imagine your friend who went to culinary school, and wants to make deconstructed sushi tacos with a small batch homemade teriyaki sauce and dried shitaki mushrooms. Is it pretentious? Yep. It's also so delicious that you'll briefly consider the merits of going to culinary school yourself.

Gnomes live semi-communally in my worlds, and so there are some surface similarities with Dwarven cooking, especially amongst rock gnomes and deep gnomes. Pots of soup sitting over the home fire for extended periods aren't uncommon, but the ingredients tend to reflect an eagerness to invent and to take from the traditions of others and make something new. Forest gnomes tend to cultivate a variety of mushrooms in their root-cellar style burrows, and breed and develop varieties of berries and other natural forest fruits near their burrows. Many gnomes dishes mix sweet flavors with strong spice or bitter flavors, and a classic pot roast might involve roasting a cut of meat that has soaked in pepper oil and spices for a day or more, then had the spice sealed in with a marinade of honey and oil and vinegar, and then seared at a high heat and slow-roasted.
Gnomish households save up for spices they cannot grow locally, and they are masters of preserving ingredients out of season, and borrow liberally from the culinary tricks and traditions of other peoples.
One thing that is fairly unique to gnomish homes, and restaurants in cities lucky enough to have them, is the table barbeque. Part stove, part barbeque grill, part serving station, food is prepared in the kitchen and then brought out to the table to be cooked and served, making as much of the process of making and eating the meal a communal process as possible. A goodly portion of the evening is spent at the dinner table in gnomish cultures, discussing the work of the day, projects ongoing and upcoming, etc.

Haflings vary widely in my games. The Talenta Halflings of Eberron eat very spicey food inspired by a mix of South Asian and Latin American cuisine. My Islands World setting has coastal nomad halflings, who eat a diet mostly made up of fire grilled fish, coastal fruits, rice, and a selection of dishes inspired by Philippines and Hawaiian dishes and flavors, over a range of several archelligos, so there is a decent amount of variation from "more Philippines" to "More Hawaii". In my FR game, Halflings are less interesting but their food is a lot of comfort foods from America and Britain, with a few twists here and there. Full English Breakfast, breaded fried fish and chicken, stuffed mushrooms are a common workday snack, and "Walking Pies" where an apple is cored, stuffed with things like dried currants or salted pulled meat, and then wrapped in pastry and baked. Lots of food-stuffed pastries and breads.

Goliaths tend to make a lot of foods that can travel, but that surprisingly includes a lot of baked goods, as Goliaths are strong enough that varrying a small round oven the size of a small child isn't an extreme feat. So, broth from a stew made from the latest hunt, when it is time to move on, is used to make very nutricious trail bread, and then what little is left is reduced down and stored in an animal bladder and used at the next camp to start the next soup. Dried and sweetened fruits can provide a burst of calories, as do hard, dense, pastry breads made from honey, goatsmilk, wild grains, and mashed berries and herbs. Small game, goat, and other such sources of meat are also commonly eaten, and a sort of mead made from honey and berries and mountain herbs, usually fermented over a season in hidden places in small caves or ravines, guarded by traps against critters and poachers alike.


So, what are your ideas?
Well, this is all wonderful. I've had thoughts similar to these, but nothing so detailed and thought-out. Well done!
 


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