What Do You Expect in a 1,000th Level Character?

[mythusmage]

What do I expect? Severe arthritis.

 

[demiurge1138]

They squint, and entire universes implode.

Demiurge out.

 

[domino]

Their sneezes do 20d6 bludgeoning damage.

 

[The Grackle]

Ioun stones the size of planets.

 

[Arc]

Chessex "Metric Ton O' Dice"

 

[WanderingMonster]

The Spanish Inquisition.

 

[Rystil Arden]

The Spanish Inquisition.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Seriously though, I expect a funeral for the GM, who died of an aneurysm so powerful it caused his brain to implode. Like this:

 

[Pinotage]

The weight of their gear is so heavy they can't walk. People laugh at them because they think it's a fancy dress or something.

Pinotage

 

[demiurge1138]

The weight of their gear is so heavy they can't walk. People laugh at them because they think it's a fancy dress or something.

You mean...

The weight of their gear is so heavy that the entire planet collapses on itself, causing a huge melee as the 1000th level character easily fends off the millions of cthonic horrors lurking within the planet in the newly formed asteroid belt.

Or something like that.

Demiurge out.

 

[Mouseferatu]

Unfortunately, the planet imploding kills billions upon billions of creatures...

...thereby granting the 1,000-level character enough XP to become 10,000th level!!