What Do You Want To Talk About? (EnWorld edition)

[Grehnhewe]

Santa is cool though...he never asked anyone to eat his body, drink his blood or turn into a zombie.

They don't make chocolate Santas do they?

 

[Robin Hoodlum]

They don't make chocolate Santas do they?

Yes they do.
I got them in my stocking when I was a youngster.

 

[Grehnhewe]

How about St Patrick, they don't make a chocolate one of him...although is quite likely soused.

 

[Kramodlog]

Or stab you with a broken bottle.

 

[Zombie_Babies]

Yes they do.
I got them in my stocking when I was a youngster.

Sounds like somebody should have contacted CPS.

 

[Robin Hoodlum]

Sounds like somebody should have contacted CPS.

I know, right?
How dare my parents try and poison me with evil sugar!
Obviously the only reasonable solution is to ban being a parent.

 

[Zombie_Babies]

I know, right?
How dare my parents try and poison me with evil sugar!
Obviously the only reasonable solution is to ban being a parent.

I was referring to them allowing 'chocolate santas' to be stuffed into your 'stocking'.

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

I was referring to them allowing 'chocolate santas' to be stuffed into your 'stocking'.

Ban stockings!!!

 

[Kramodlog]

Why? They manage to make Megan Fox doable.

 

[Robin Hoodlum]

I was referring to them allowing 'chocolate santas' to be stuffed into your 'stocking'.

Oh.
hee hee