What inspiring quote have you found here?

[DungeonmasterCal]

NOBODY expects the D&D rules revision! Our chief change is the ranger. And the druid. Our TWO chief changes are the ranger and the druid and the way magic spells work. Arg! Our three chief changes are the ranger, the druid, the way magic works and shiny new covers I'LL COME IN AGAIN!

To whoever first posted this, thank you. *wipes tears and tries to stop chuckling*

 

[kanithardm]

I keep an entire file called "Funny ENworld stuff"

Just let me delete what is repetitive and already on here.

.......bing.....

"Hmm. My common sense is tingling." Pielorinho

"When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all." - Paul Simon

Fiction has to be believable. Reality doesn't have that constraint.-Ozmar

All those synergies, and so few skill points.

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind-Gandhi

Eating children is bad, eating kobold children is Survival(Wis)-Romnipotent

Forward! We've got them right where they want us!

"Before we go down into the sewers, I want to real quickly cast Divination. It only takes 10 minutes."

Try Vecna in a Can! The only Negative Energy drink from undead for undead. Now with 10% more evil!

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.-I love this one

Noobs are an endangered species.

 

[Dog Moon]

Originally posted by howandwhy99
I can acronym the following and I bet you still know what it says.

Odaditotg Atoeajpiotrt

Awww, I feel so left out...

 

[JoeBlank]

Awww, I feel so left out...

Odaditotg Atoeajpiotrt = "OD&D is the one true game. All the other editions are just pale imitations of the real thing." - diaglo

 

[Nyaricus]

From the vaults of my Tasty Bits thread [see sig]: My Quotable Quotes! [references where possible]

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The Rule of Zero
0. The DM is always right
1. If the DM is not right, see rule #0.

All advice and criticism will be gratefully received, all flames will be negligently extinguished, and all trolls will be ignominously starved. Thanks for your opinions.
>Imret

On Adding 3rd Party Materials into a game
If a player wants to add something, the conversation goes something like this: "No. Loan me the book and the answer becomes Maybe. If I think the feature you want is underpowered, the answer will likely become Yes."
>azhrei_fje

I know I'm arguing hard for my original positions, and you're arguing the argument, but that's what arguments are SUPPOSED to be. Strongly held intellectual positions that come to some sort of compromise or understanding.
>Luthien Greyspear

The difference between role playing and roll playing is the distance between the human heart and the dice rolling hand.
>William Ronald

How to Play D&D
1. kill all the bad guys,
2. loot everything that's not nailed down, and
3. bring a crowbar for that
>Spatzimaus

I keep my thoughts on file for rapid deployment.
>mmadsen

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
>Sae Cael Oanar (off the WotC boards)

May your d20's always roll a crit!
>Nightcloak

Here I go delurking again... >merelycompetent
Bet you can't post just one. >Dr. Awkward

Now for paladin players, here's a safe analogy to use as a rule of thumb:
1) If you're clearly more powerful than your enemy, ask yourself, "What would Superman do?"
2) If you're NOT clearly more powerful than your enemy, go with, "What would Batman do?"
>Wulf

'Follow me and we shall forge an empire! A cute and fuzzy empire!'
>glass

-if Frodo hadn't gotten all those 18's, he would have sucked!
-Bah. If Frodo's DM hadn't been fudging rolls, he never would have made it to Rivendell with those pansy stats.
>Nifft and Christian

"Real Life" is a registered trademark of God.
>KenHood (and yes, this even made me, an athiest, laugh

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I will definitly be adding some from this thread though.

EDIT: edited to reflect initial idea of this post > posting inspiring quotes

 

[Dog Moon]

Originally posted by JoeBlank
Odaditotg Atoeajpiotrt = "OD&D is the one true game. All the other editions are just pale imitations of the real thing." - diaglo

Ah, I shoulda known that. I was like 'Od and d is the ...' but wasn't sure if that was right and I couldn't remember the rest of it. I am pretty bad at acronyms though, so it's no surprise I couldn't think of it clearly.

 

[Starman]

"My infinity is bigger than yours." -Mostin the Metagnostic from Sepulchrave's brilliant Tales of Wyre story hour

 

[diaglo]

Odaditotg Atoeajpiotrt = "OD&D is the one true game. All the other editions are just pale imitations of the real thing." - diaglo

OD&D(1974) is the only true game. All the other editions are just poor imitations of the real thing.

 

[GQuail]

OD&D(1974) is the only true game. All the other editions are just poor imitations of the real thing.

I've spent almost an hour searching back through this baord to find the spectacular moment you said to Col_Pladoh that a spell (Magic Missile, I think) worked one way because it was in OD&D, as written by " a guy called Gygax" or words to that effect, and he responded by saying "Man, what kind of man would keep playing OD&D when AD&D came out? I was clearly superior!"

Inspiring? No, but it was easilly the greatest moment I've ever seen on the forums and I literally rolled on the floor laughing. If anyone can help me recapture that moment, I'd appreciate it. :>

 

[diaglo]

I've spent almost an hour searching back through this baord to find the spectacular moment you said to Col_Pladoh that a spell (Magic Missile, I think) worked one way because it was in OD&D, as written by " a guy called Gygax" or words to that effect, and he responded by saying "Man, what kind of man would keep playing OD&D when AD&D came out? I was clearly superior!"

Inspiring? No, but it was easilly the greatest moment I've ever seen on the forums and I literally rolled on the floor laughing. If anyone can help me recapture that moment, I'd appreciate it. :>

yeah, Gary has a wonderful sense of humor.