What is best in life?

Aeson

I am the mysterious professor.
To roll a crit on your enemy.
To see them fall from a single blow.
To loot their bodies.

What is best to you?
 

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To crush your enemas
To wipe the dribble before you
To hear to the nagging of a good woman

(I was going to quote TPratchett but decided to do my own)
 

In reality?

A regular paycheck
A decent meal
And free time to spend with friends or pursue your own interests.
 


Umbran, the idea was to have fun with it. Once you have those things, what would be best? I have none of those things. It doesn't stop me. We often have more that makes us happy.

A good sci-fi movie.
A big screen on which to watch it.
A comfy chair to sit on.
 



Upon consultation with great Oracle, Cards Against Humanity.

The best things in life are

Being on fire
Women in yoga pants
Court ordered rehab

I am as surprised as you are they were that clean. But the great CAH is wise.
 


To defeat your enemy by burying him under status conditions, so the Fighter / Paladin / Barbarian doesn't even have to raise a sweat.
 

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