If we had enough versions of D&D, we could breed them together!
Then, instead of arguing about it, I could just raise 'em, like a rancher.
Yeah. But breeding is not easy.. It often requires... artificial assistance. Taking samples. And sometimes you have to reach your arm up in there and... well, the whole thing can be very messy.
Maybe, married to a veterinarian, I am taking the analogy a bit too far.