Weird Al Yankovic's UHF, specifically from Wheel of Fish, I believe.333 Dave said:"NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! YOU'RE SO STUPID!!!"
This is gonna be an easy one:"I...still...function"
A2Z said:
It is indeed Ferris Bueller's day off.
333 Dave said:"In that unlikely scenario, yes."
Bonus points if you can say the line which prompted that line as an answer.