What?!? No april fools joke thread? I want to start a revolt! ! !

[Scott DeWar]

I have been anointed King of the world.

APRIL FOOLS!

 

[TarionzCousin]

I started one, but forgot to click on "submit." It's up now: http://www.enworld.org/forum/showthread.php?436541-April-Fools-Day-Web-Sites-2015

 

[Random Bystander]

I have to say something. This is a terrible day. This one, single, sole blight on our year, when people who might not realize that their fly is zipped, or that their shirt is not inside out, or that maybe their local store having a -50% off sale, just might not actually be true...Have a prank pulled on them. This a terrible thing, everyone. People who take things too seriously have their feelings hurt, or are seriously confused. I know it's always the same day of every year, but some people just aren't good at pattern recognition, and while most of them get the care and help they need, some of them are left to flounder until they check the calendar on their iPad. Every year, millions of people fall prey to these harmless jests, and take umbrage. They become seriously upset, and post rants about how this day should never happen, because they actually thought, for a whole fifteen minutes, that Pluto had become a gas giant, until they checked the date.

In short, this is a tradegy, and if you have not get the message by now...

...Check the date.

 

[Scott DeWar]

Oh, man! I thought you were serious!! [not]

 

[Random Bystander]

Oh, man! I thought you were serious!! [not]

I am definitely not Sirius. I do not know how you could ever come to that conclusion, today of all days.

 

[Scott DeWar]

I liked most of those pranks!

 

[Scott DeWar]

I am definitely not Sirius. I do not know how you could ever come to that conclusion, today of all days.

But I though you were a star!!!

 

[Random Bystander]

But I though you were a star!!!

Twinkle twinkle little star,
Burning hydrogen you are.
Up above the world so high,
Please don't explode.

 

[Scott DeWar]

A carbon based star. With a heart of diamond.

Scientific evidence indicates that white dwarf stars have a core of crystallized carbon and oxygen nuclei. The largest of these found in the universe so far, BPM 37093, is located 50 light-years (4.7×10¹⁴ km) away in the constellation Centaurus. A news release from the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics described the 2,500-mile (4,000 km)-wide stellar core as a diamond.^[19] It was referred to as Lucy, after the Beatles' song "Lucy in the Sky With Diamond

A white dwarf star is belibed to have a diamond of 10 billion trillion trillion carets. 1 X 10 to the 34th power

 

[Scott DeWar]

Hey, I heard good Friday was moved up to Thursday!