A couple of mine
* The scrappy Victim who, after knocking down and dazing the Bad Guy, runs away. Sometimes the Victim even drops a provenly effective weapon before running. Just once I'd like to see the damsel in distress go "GOTCHA!" and start stomping on the bad guy's head while he's down.
* The Unlikely Genius who displays his brilliance by beating a smart, well educated chess player at chess with a surprise checkmate. (The looser usually spends the next minute confirming that, no, there's no escape.) Sorry, but above a basic level of competence chess players don't fall for something like that.
* The scrappy Victim who, after knocking down and dazing the Bad Guy, runs away. Sometimes the Victim even drops a provenly effective weapon before running. Just once I'd like to see the damsel in distress go "GOTCHA!" and start stomping on the bad guy's head while he's down.
* The Unlikely Genius who displays his brilliance by beating a smart, well educated chess player at chess with a surprise checkmate. (The looser usually spends the next minute confirming that, no, there's no escape.) Sorry, but above a basic level of competence chess players don't fall for something like that.