What Would Far Realm Creatures Do With 31 Dead Goblins?

[avin]

The bodies are still dead, but if they listen, they can hear them talking. However, the dead goblins are talking backwards. If the PCs disturb the bodies, or if they wait too long, the bodies stand up and begin rehearsing the battle, but in reverse, before being sucked into a giant blob of quivering, mutating flesh. The mass becomes a gibbering mouther.

fantastic idea.

for some extra weridness i'd include a voice (and a body) of a female goblin, which clearly wasn't in the battle, singing backwards a goblin child song.

 

[Vorput]

I'm sort of sad frankthedm never posted here after his question:

How horrible are we talking here?

He always has such great far realms ideas...

 

[megamania]

Stuff a few of the bodies to look fattened then take the remaining pieces and stick them in the moths of the fattened dead.

Set them up in sets of three. See no evil, Hear no Evil Speak no evil

In their own blood "draw" in a ward of "protection" around them. make the PCs wonder

Cut up arms, legs heads etc... and make a bread crumb trail lead to a ambush point




and it seems Dolgrims are popular still. Thought crossed my mind also. It is so scary how much gamers think alike on certain subjects.....

 

[Phril]

The flesh of the goblins now covers the area or chamber in which the corpses were left with a mix of pale skin, glistening raw muscle and soft organ meats, to a depth of about a centimeter. There should be enough to cover about 31 squares worth of space seamlessly. If indoors, there will be web-like strands of tendon, gut and lung-like tissue connecting floor and ceiling. There are 9 spider-like constructs consisting of a trio of goblin skulls and an odd number of spindly finger-bone legs wrapped in translucent pink tissue scurrying over the walls and floor licking the surface to keep it coated with protective slime. A larger spider-thing with four skulls, long boned limbs, a ribcage abdomen and a long fleshy ovipositor tends to hives made out of fused rib cages and membranes that hang from the ceiling or jut from the flesh-carpet if outside. For extra squick, allow the PCs to witness the larger spider inserting it's ovipositor into the sphincter-like opening of one of the hives and pumping it full of small fleshy 'eggs'.

Wow. I think I just squicked myself. Now to figure out how to get my party to kill a bunch of goblins and leave the corpses behind.

 

[darjr]

They are still there. Still dead. But now dressed exactly as the PC's are now. Including stuff they got AFTER the fight. (note, I'd make the magic items cursed).

 

[Set]

ZGF!

ZOMBIE GOBLIN FOOTBALL!

You have enough for two teams of 11, 1 coach for each team, and a 7 man referee crew (Referee, umpire, head linesman, line judge, field judge, side judge, back judge).

Now you just need to find some dead elf cheerleader zombies.

The first rule of Zombie Goblin Fight Club is that you don't talk about Zombie Goblin Fight Club...

The goblins appear to be alive, and hack each other to bits, the survivor laughing maniacally, coughing up blood from his many wounds, and then falling over dead. 10 minutes later, they all get up fully healed and do it again, although the individual combat is different. Forever.