D&D 5E (2014) What Would You Put In a 5E Red Box?

[Mistwell]

Oh, and another idea for folks to not like:

The cover of the box shouldn't have fantasy art on it. It should have a picture of people (maybe a family or TV-ready teens?) sitting around playing the game.

 

[Aramax]

regrets and condolences

 

[tuxgeo]

regrets and condolences

Those are things you would put into a 5E Red Box?

(Sort of like a 'Sympathy' greeting card, but saying, "We're sorry your character died" instead?)