What's the Kewlest Combo Possible?

[Mercurius]

Here's the game: combine a D&D race or creature, a class or profession, and a weapon or item into a combination, going for thekewlest combo possible (if you don't know what I mean by kewl, think of what you thought of cool as a 12-year old - you know, "that's kewl!!!!"). The winner of the thread is the Master of Kewl.

OK, I'll start. Try beating this:

A half-drow, half-githyanki ninja wielding two vorpal katanas.

 

[Hella_Tellah]

As above, but his name is Dryzzt Durden, and he has some form of multiple personality disorder that the player thinks justifies having two or more character sheets.

 

[Amphimir Míriel]

A warforged druid using the "city soul" feature from Cityscape to transform into an animated 4-wheeled cart

Optimus Prime

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

4Ed: Hellbox, a warforged Battlemind/Infernal Pact Warlock, created to be a living gate to hell, but who rebelled against his creators' intent. Wields a spiked chain.

(A combo of Hellboy and a sentient LeMarchant box from the Hellraiser stories and movies.)

3.X: Adragon Van Bastern, human Sorc (or BttlSorc)/Marshal (or Ftr or other warrior class); wears Scale mail and a Maul; key feats include XWP: Maul and Draconic Breath: Blue Dragon lightning. The son of a Half-Dragon mercenary officer and a courtesan, he grew up as the bouncer in his mother's House, until he was forced to run away after killing a nobleman's son who got too rough with one of the girls. Now, he wanders the world, righting wrongs, until the day he can return...

 

[AngryMojo]

A half-dragon half-illithid were-terrasque!

Or a Warforged Warlord/Warlock named Sun Tzu.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Broosli: A dragonborn Monk/Druid/Paladin whose animal companion is a small pteranodon and whose mount is a T Rex...with a harness on it's head for mounting twin staves of power.

 

[TarionzCousin]

Elminster's older brother Mycroft.

 

[Wik]

Jaguar Man Samurai with two weapons that are sort of like nunchucks, but with swords. (We would call them "sword chucks", but the name was already trademarked by 8 Bit theatre).

 

[Nagol]

Half dragon (black) troll with levels in Ranger and Horizon Walker -- first planar effect taken is Plane of Fire -- now you're a troll with regeneration versus everything but fire and acis and immunities to fire and acid.

 

[InVinoVeritas]

Here's the game: combine a D&D race or creature, a class or profession, and a weapon or item into a combination, going for thekewlest combo possible (if you don't know what I mean by kewl, think of what you thought of cool as a 12-year old - you know, "that's kewl!!!!"). The winner of the thread is the Master of Kewl.

OK, I'll start. Try beating this:

A half-drow, half-githyanki ninja wielding two vorpal katanas.

Half-mind flayer, half-drow cleric/ranger/ninja wielding two vorpal githyanki silver sword katanas who seduced Lolth into letting him advance as a female drow cleric despite being male. He'd tell you his name, but your mind would instantly melt and turn you into a catatonic zombie.