This guy opened the Dungeons & Dragons Players Handbook. You'll never believe what happened next...
There's one kind of jelly NEVER to lick off the dungeon walls!He learned how to use one weird trick?
I LOLed.There's one kind of jelly NEVER to lick off the dungeon walls!
Fair disclosure: I don't have the PHB so I'm working off of Basic.
1: I did not expect it to be as rules-light as it appears to be. It's very 'frame-work' like and not as much "here's a rule for EVERYTHING". coming off of 3e and 4e this has been the hardest thing so far to get used to.
2: Backgrounds. I freaking LOVE Backgrounds. WOTC could publish a 300 page tome of only backgrounds and I would be in for it.
3: CLERICS are interesting, fun and can do some neat things. I used to avoid clerics like black mold.
This guy opened the Dungeons & Dragons Players Handbook. You'll never believe what happened next...

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Rulebook featuring "high magic" options, including a host of new spells.