and have 2 kids- a Sag and a Hatyr.
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Where do babies come from?
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and have 2 kids- a Sag and a Hatyr.
Summer-Knight925
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Monsters' reproductive cycles are equal to the normal paladin's kill rate of said creature, thus satyr tend not to reproduce meanwhile orcs reproduce similar to rabbits.
Kobolds reproduce like rabbits on a mixture of meth and Viagra
Kobolds reproduce like rabbits on a mixture of meth and Viagra
And the Tarrasque?
kitcik
Adventurer
...reproduces when hell freezes over.
Jack Simth
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Actually, it generally reproduces when a DM decides that the party is getting much too cocky.
Heh, heh, heh, heh- you said "cocky."
Summer-Knight925
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there can only be one!
Actually, the Tarrasque spells his name J-U-A-N.
Soooo...there can be only Juan!
Soooo...there can be only Juan!
Jack Simth
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Yes, given the subject matter of the thread, I was curious to see who would be the first to fall for the deliberate pun in public. Seriously, the thrust of that one was hard to miss. I could have put it to bed with something a bit more subtle, but I figured I could drive the point home with it just fine.
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