Twice a year, altar boys are sent off to Potionland, a demiplane of magical beverages and extra-groovy oils.
When (if) they return, they are men.
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In dungeons, how can monsters survive living right next to each other? Most of the time they don't have any source of food or water and are only one unlocked door away from a deadly enemy. It's like an apartment building full of, um, deadly enemies...only underground.
/got away from me.