Maybe he decided to stop using the internet because inkwell, quill feather pen and paper was the one true method of communication, and all others were pale imitations of the real thing?![]()
When a guy who works in the Centre for Disease Control is too busy to post here it is Not A Good Thing (TM).
I think work is keeping him busy.
That's my guess too. Not just at the CDC, but I believe he and his wife are still both activated members of the USPHS.Yeah, my guess is that whole swine flu thing is probably keeping him busy.
Now we need someone to Photoshop this into "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiaglo?"Well he sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
He's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
He'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Diaglo?
Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas him steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Diaglo?
He go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!
Well he'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then he'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
He put the Miss in misdemeanor when he stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Diaglo?
Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where can he be?
Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...!
Well he glides around the globe and he'll flimflam every nation,
He's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery,
His itinerary's loaded up with moving violations,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Diaglo?
Watch your back
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Rulebook featuring "high magic" options, including a host of new spells.