Where is the Rouse?

[Henry]

I have it on good authority that Linae finally got him to try on The Puffy Shirt; having liked it far more than he realized, he purloined a three-master from an old rebellious codger of a captain, sailing the high seas, looting prize ships and scuppering them for his fun, and cutting a bloody swath across the Pacific, with Linae holding line as his bo'sun (she takes on quite the Anne Bonny persona when the mood strikes, I'm told).

They'll return when they tire of the plunder, or His Majesty's finest catches up with them, soon enough.

 

[fba827]

1. People are very critical of comments by WotC employees, and any inaccuracy or opinion is twisted into a grand conspiracy to keep the fans down, which tends to derail threads. There were also a fair number of edition wars here a while back, and no good can come of a WotC employee getting involved in those discussions.

For what it's worth, keep in mind that is just the random small percentage that decides to get hyper. Remember that there are thousands of thousands of quieter people who don't go out of their way to read in to, or tear apart, your statements. 'Cause, you know (for those of us not in the industry)... it's a game (there, I said it! )

As for The Rouse, specifically, I think he's pretty busy fighting crime in the distant reaches of space.

Really? Because I heard from a friend of a friend who knows The Rouse's barber's ex-wife's cousin, and she said that The Rouse flew to Sweden in order to have a custom template applied to him... he shall return as The Dire Rouse.

 

[Roland55]

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Really? Because I heard from a friend of a friend who knows The Rouse's barber's ex-wife's cousin, and she said that The Rouse flew to Sweden in order to have a custom template applied to him... he shall return as The Dire Rouse.

OK. This one I might believe.

I've often wondered how I'd look all buffed up and craggy. "Beware the Dire Roland."

There's a certain cache' to that.

 

[LightPhoenix]

He was last heard to be yelling that he 'has a defense bonus vs. Hydrocarbon Polymers'. Sadly the cone in question was a Synthetic Polymer.

(Pedantry) PE is a synthetic hydrocarbon polymer. Technically so are PP and PS, except that they're branched. PE is the shape of what you meant (oils and gas, if I guess correct) though.

My guess is Rouse is trapped in his house by a mouse and a louse.

 

[Jack of Shadows]

Funny,

I heard from an African swallow that the Rouse took the blue pill.

(No not the "little" blue pill. Not there's anything wrong with that if he did. Wait, what were we talking about?)

JoS

 

[El Mahdi]

Everyone on this thread is going to Hell (okay, not everyone, just the funny ones). But it's okay, cause it's Gamer Hell. Probably run by Grazzt, which is cool cause' I heard he's great to go clubbing with (Grazzt really pulls in the chicks).

Seriously, this is some funny stuff on here - and thats saying a lot considering I was reading this while watching Last Comic Standing.

 

[PatrickLawinger]

Funny,

I heard from an African swallow that the Rouse took the blue pill.

(No not the "little" blue pill. Not there's anything wrong with that if he did. Wait, what were we talking about?)

JoS

Dude, that is NOT what the European Swallow told me.

 

[fba827]

Dude, that is NOT what the European Swallow told me.

Hmm. I thought it was a European Spit ....

Must be something else. Carry on!

 

[Mark]

His hair turned white after the last memo from Hasbro . . .

 

[Kzach]

WotC hasn't been this silent since last Gen Con. What's up with that?

They're afraid of us... and with good reason.