Where ya been? Tales of strange countries and hot chicks

[Bloodstone Press]

I guess you didn't make it to my town.

Heh. I'm sure there are hot chicks in Canada. I just didn't see any, probably because I was OUTSIDE the whole time I was in Canada, and nobody was hot. We were all freezing!

 

[Rel]

The only other country I've been to is Canada, and I don't remeber seeing any hot chicks...

Is this the part where I discuss my threesome with Pamela Anderson and Shania Twain?

 

[Ashwyn]

I sense a certain scepticism in your tone..... Or is this some obscure reference to which I am unaware?

I walked along the avenue

I never thought I'd meet a girl like you
Meet a girl like you
With auburn hair and tawney eyes

The kind of eyes that hypnotise me through
Hypnotise me through
And I ran, I ran so far away

I just ran
I ran all night and day
I couldn't get away
A cloud appears above your head

A beam of light comes shining
down on you
shining down on you
The cloud is moving nearer still

Aurora borealis comes in view
Aurora comes in view
And I ran, I ran so far away
Reached out a hand to touch
your face

You're slowly disappearing
From my view
Appearing from my view
Reaches out a hand to try again

I'm floating in a beam of light with you
Beam of light with you
And I ran
I ran so far away

I just ran
I ran all night and day

And I ran
I ran so far away
I just ran
I couldn't get away

 

[green slime]

Ahhh, but if you met her, you would understand....