Which is the most macho humanoid race?

[Prince of Happiness]

Dwarves, with their beards, their tight leather vests, and those black leather caps with the shiny metal studs in it, when they go to clubs together with their pounding electronic beats and dance all sexy-like together, then ride off on Harleys together, yup dwarves.

At least that's how most dwarves come across to me, if their players only realized.

 

[Aust Diamondew]

Dwarf is definitley the most macho. Hobgoblins and orcs are a close second but they usually don't have as big of beards nor do they have the same over all level of toughness. Dwarves are also more stubborn and unyielding.

 

[elforcelf]

One more vote for FLUMPHS!

 

[CruelSummerLord]

I like Hill Giants. They never bathe, they drink like fishes, they belch out loud, they pick their teeth at the dinner table, they have farting contests, they scratch themselves in public, they have farting contests, their major hobbies consist of smashing things with blunt objects and lazing around while bragging about how they're going to smash things with blunt objects, they spend most of their time lounging around the steading in their underwear...

...think Homer Simpson meets a British soccer hooligan meets a member of Animal House meets the guys from The Man Show meets Al Bundy.

 

[Ry]

Why are halflings not on your list? Everytime I run into a halfling in-game it seems like they're a miniature college football star who reads Nietszche.

 

[Nightfall]

Ratmen!!

Say it loud, say it proud!