Which of these two would you choose as your adventuring party's thief?

[Sixchan]

mmmmm....Halfling Hottie.

*pictures this*
Hmm...Isn't that illegal?

I don't think I'd take either. Give me my thief rollin' Dice.

 

[Fenes 2]

Is this a trick question or what? Another poster (whose name I have forgotten) summed it up perfect, a year or so ago:

Snails is such an incompetent thief that his entrance into a room would have been noticed by a deaf and blind man inside an isolation tank in the next room.

I was so glad when he died.

 

[LGodamus]

I choose you liddachu....seriously though...its rogue now, thief is not pc anymore......or rouge if you prefer

 

[Angcuru]

Trap disarming leather-clad halfling hottie GOOD!
Incompetent bad joke-makin' trap explodin' fool BAD!

One way or another, he's going to disarm that trap. Either on his own or when the party decides to just throw him into it. [/B]

The latter is more than likely.

Well, a rogue has always got to be in front of the party scouting for traps, right? I think I'd get alot less tired of looking at the backside of the lower choice.

That depends, unless you're a gnome or halfling, you're going to get one wicked kink in your neck.

mmmmm....Halfling Hottie.
*pictures this*
Hmm...Isn't that illegal?

Not in the least. Which is a good thing! We all know that it's because of halfling brothels that pedophilia is non-existant in game worlds.

 

[Robbert Raets]

Good one...

Thanks! Not everyone appreciates my attempts at humor.

 

[Cedric]

Voted for snails...he's too incompetent to steal from me while adventuring...

 

[Mark]

Thanks! Not everyone appreciates my attempts at humor.

It's one of the curses of being a gamer. Most of your gamer friends usually have a decent sense of humor. If not, they usually play the same character every time...





...but change the name so no one will realize it...

 

[Robbert Raets]

*pictures halfling hottie*
Hmm...Isn't that illegal?

I don't think I'd take either.

Well, the question was would you hire one of them

People would pay through the nose for a night with Lidda. Double if there were handcuffs involved

No-one could stand even a minute with Snails....

 

[Sixchan]

Not in the least. Which is a good thing! We all know that it's because of halfling brothels that pedophilia is non-existant in game worlds.

There is only one responce my imagination can give to that last sentence: EWWWW...

 

[Angcuru]

People would pay through the nose for a night with Lidda. Double if there were handcuffs involved

"Just give me a few scrolls of Endurance and Grease, and in a year or so you'll see a few 3/4ling children running around the place!"
- Anonymous Human Man.