Which of these two would you choose as your adventuring party's thief?

[Fenes 2]

One "reduce" spell would solve any problems with size.

(Escalla and the Justicar, a pixie-sized fairy and a tall human, could make it work in the novels from Paul Kidd.)

 

[Robbert Raets]

"Just give me a few scrolls of Endurance and Grease, and in a year or so you'll see a few 3/4ling children running around the place!"
- Anonymous Human Man.

Overheard at night, by Kursk, who had first watch:
"Aw, don't worry sweetie, even men of my own size have trouble finding their way down there..."

 

[Angcuru]

One "reduce" spell would solve any problems with size.

I don't think you get the point of human/elf on halfling action.

 

[Robbert Raets]

I don't think you get the point of human/elf on halfling action.

HA! This time, you fell for it!

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Why not use Baykdoyre's Ultimate Lubrication? (Can be found in Encyclopaedia Arcane - Nymphology). To bad they put Bay into the dungeons before he could create more spells. But that the "Pixie-Incident" was just to much I think.

I will refrain from commenting on any sneaky matter involvin Lidda, and will just post a quote from Song and Silence which I always found suspicious.

"How do you do that?" - Regdar
"It's all in the wrist, just... like.... this!" - LIdda

This might shed some light on the identity of Angcuru anonymus human.

But back to business: I'd choose Lidda as party rouge. I'd choose Snail, too, as party Nodwick. There's always a door you have to batter open (and a steel helm is lighter to carry than a battery ram) or a trap Lidda won't be able to disarm, and that cannot be circumvented. I might tie his hands and bind him to a 15-ft-pole to push him.

 

[Taloras]

Lidda. As someone said, id prefer staring at her backside than the other. And of course...shes just the right height.

 

[blackshirt5]

I'd keep Lidda around, definitely, but you've gotta have Snails around too. He's proven that he's adept at killing things(The D&D Movie, Scary Movie, and any number of other things).

 

[Brown Jenkin]

Went with snails, he seams less likely to steal from me. Besides I hate 3E halflings. Now if they had a Hobbit, but that has already been declared illegal.

 

[The Lemon Merchant]

*pictures this*
Hmm...Isn't that illegal?

What is the legal age of consent for Halflings?

Anyhow, I'm just assuming that Lidda, while childlike in appearance is of legal age.

Halfling Lust is legal, Penguin Lust is wrong!

 

[Robbert Raets]

Went with snails, he seams less likely to steal from me. Besides I hate 3E halflings. Now if they had a Hobbit, but that has already been declared illegal.

Psst.... It's only the name that's different.... you could even use the word 'Hobbit' in your own campaign... Not like Tolkien Enterprises could ever do anything 'bout that!