Which of these two would you choose as your adventuring party's thief?

[Sixchan]

What is the legal age of consent for Halflings?

Anyhow, I'm just assuming that Lidda, while childlike in appearance is of legal age.

Halfling Lust is legal, Penguin Lust is wrong!

So what happens when you get arrested for satutory rape? "Oh yes, Sir. You thought she was a halfling! Really! Do you think this court is gullible enough to believe that you actually thought this girl wasn't human?"

Somehow, I do have a horribly sick feeling that a Halfling Brothel would make millions.

 

[Robbert Raets]

Somehow, I do have a horribly sick feeling that a Halfling Brothel would make millions.

An Ogress Whorehouse on the other hand, would be bankrupt within the week.

...A lot of men like to be the dominant party in bed..... It's that whole insecurity thing, I'll bet.

 

[blackshirt5]

Went with snails, he seams less likely to steal from me. Besides I hate 3E halflings. Now if they had a Hobbit, but that has already been declared illegal.

The only thing Lidda would steal would be your heart.

 

[Robbert Raets]

The only thing Lidda would steal would be your heart.

*sigh*

You just gotta admire the way she dangles on that rope, performing death-defying stunts and risking her life just to disarm a tiny but deadly needle trap... >SWOON<

 

[blackshirt5]

Not to mention all the neat things you could do with a girl that size; hence why so many of us are fond of Bridget Powerz.

 

[lhellemons]

Originally posted by Robbert Raets
An Ogress Whorehouse on the other hand, would be bankrupt within the week.

...A lot of men like to be the dominant party in bed..... It's that whole insecurity thing, I'll bet.

Not being the dominant party in bed is one thing.

Hearing "Umph! You now turn around; me spank YOUR bottom!" from a half-naked, seven feet tall ape-woman shaped like a savage body-builder is entirely another!!

 

[fusangite]

I voted for the hot female thief but on the assumption that it would mean the group would get a female player instead of a male. If it was just going to be another unattractive fat guy like me playing the hot girl with the gem, I'd probably change my vote to #1.

 

[lhellemons]

Originally posted by fusangite
I voted for the hot female thief but on the assumption that it would mean the group would get a female player instead of a male. If it was just going to be another unattractive fat guy like me playing the hot girl with the gem, I'd probably change my vote to #1.

If there were any unattractive fat guys playing in the first place, the "hot girl with gem" (or the "hot girl with whatever prop she deems useful" for that matter) job opening would probably already have been filled.

Several times.

On the other hand, how would you like an attractive female player selecting something like snails, and carrying out his character traits during the gaming session? I think I'd very quckly adopt that 'throw the scout down the trap' tactic that was discussed earlier.

 

[Nifft]

The Halfling. I'm a racist when it comes to Rogues.

-- Nifft

 

[fusangite]

If there were any unattractive fat guys playing in the first place, the "hot girl with gem" (or the "hot girl with whatever prop she deems useful" for that matter) job opening would probably already have been filled.

Several times.

Well, the groups I play in generally don't let men play female characters -- so there's no risk of that. And fortunately, I find the gender-bending unattractive male is much rarer in my gaming circle than in most.

On the other hand, how would you like an attractive female player selecting something like snails, and carrying out his character traits during the gaming session? I think I'd very quckly adopt that 'throw the scout down the trap' tactic that was discussed earlier.

I stand corrected!