Which race is the most masculine? Gnome?

[Jdvn1]

Write-in for the flumph.

Well, that might fall under 'species' not 'race.'

 

[elforcelf]

Yes, The Flumph!

 

[Nightfall]

*After rereading the posts, agrees with Wombat for once. Minotaurs ARE very Klingon/masculine*

 

[Tonguez]

None of the above.

Gnoll man. If you want a truly masculine character, gnoll is the way to go.

which is quite ironic since if you take the humanoid-hyaena concept then they should be matriarchal - although I suppose they could be matriarchal and masculine

 

[The Shaman]

Gnomes - their noses aren't the only things that're long, my friends...

 

[Nightfall]

which is quite ironic since if you take the humanoid-hyaena concept then they should be matriarchal - although I suppose they could be matriarchal and masculine

Sure. No one accused the Native American tribes of the United States/North America of being unmasculine. At least, not to my knowledge anyway.

 

[TheAuldGrump]

Well, we could have the dwarfs and half-orcs settle the matter in a drinking and ass whupping contest...

Round 1: Drinking - Dwarf and half-orc begin drinking.
Round 2: Drinking - Dwarf and half-orc begin singing, using just their Charisma penalties for the rolls. Judges cover their ears.
Round 3: Drinking - Half-Orc slides under the table a full flagon before the dwarf topples off his stool.

Drinking Victor: Dwarf by a narrow margin.

Round 1: Ass Whupping - Half-orc enters rage and begins swinging bench, dwarf starts exchanging 'friendly' blows with a fighter in a gut punchin' competition.
Round 2: Ass Whuppin - Dwarf and half-orc begin singing battle songs, using just their Charisma penalties for the rolls. Judges cover their ears.
Round 3: Bench breaks over the head of a gnome blacksmith, human pukes on dwarf after the third round of gut punchin'. Dwarf leaves to wash beard under the pump.

Ass Whuppin Victor: Half-orc by a narrow margin.

Looks like it's a tie folks, let's leave before they start singing again.

The Auld Grump

 

[Ravellion]

"With a beard this rugged, can there be any doubt?" -Action Hank.

But I still voted Half Orcs. I mean, beards are manly and all, but er... 4ft4 is just hard to take seriously, no matter how stout you are.

A write in vote for me would have been: Krynn Minotaur

Rav

 

[Bront]

Half-Orcs, because they bathe less than dwarves

 

[Darkness]

Well, that might fall under 'species' not 'race.'

Player hater.