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Which race is the most masculine? Gnome?

Which race projects the most masculine aura?


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Nightfall said:
None of the above.

Gnoll man. If you want a truly masculine character, gnoll is the way to go. :D

which is quite ironic since if you take the humanoid-hyaena concept then they should be matriarchal - although I suppose they could be matriarchal and masculine
 


Tonguez said:
which is quite ironic since if you take the humanoid-hyaena concept then they should be matriarchal - although I suppose they could be matriarchal and masculine

Sure. No one accused the Native American tribes of the United States/North America of being unmasculine. At least, not to my knowledge anyway.
 

Well, we could have the dwarfs and half-orcs settle the matter in a drinking and ass whupping contest...

Round 1: Drinking - Dwarf and half-orc begin drinking.
Round 2: Drinking - Dwarf and half-orc begin singing, using just their Charisma penalties for the rolls. Judges cover their ears.
Round 3: Drinking - Half-Orc slides under the table a full flagon before the dwarf topples off his stool.

Drinking Victor: Dwarf by a narrow margin.

Round 1: Ass Whupping - Half-orc enters rage and begins swinging bench, dwarf starts exchanging 'friendly' blows with a fighter in a gut punchin' competition.
Round 2: Ass Whuppin - Dwarf and half-orc begin singing battle songs, using just their Charisma penalties for the rolls. Judges cover their ears.
Round 3: Bench breaks over the head of a gnome blacksmith, human pukes on dwarf after the third round of gut punchin'. Dwarf leaves to wash beard under the pump.

Ass Whuppin Victor: Half-orc by a narrow margin.

Looks like it's a tie folks, let's leave before they start singing again.

The Auld Grump
 

"With a beard this rugged, can there be any doubt?" -Action Hank.

But I still voted Half Orcs. I mean, beards are manly and all, but er... 4ft4 is just hard to take seriously, no matter how stout you are.

A write in vote for me would have been: Krynn Minotaur

Rav
 



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