You force your children to drink coffee?? I'm calling SCAN!
At least Mom has a real job!(Dxxxed old lawyers!)
I can usually get 8 O'Clock brand beans, depending on which store I go to. It's good stuff, but I'm wanting to try this Kroger thingy now. I just wish I could remember what brand of beans they have!
[sblock=FYI Mr. Moderator]For the benefit of any moderator(s) who are alarmed by the caustic nature of this post, please be advised that Lou is one of my oldest friends on the planet and this is all VERY tongue-in-cheek. What's worse is that I, too, am a "d-o-lawyer" and have been one for longer than he has, even though he is (a little bit) more of a geezer than I am.[/sblock]
Lots of folks are older than I am, thank you very much! Lou is only one year older than I am. So you're 'geezerhood' is safe with usas for lou being a bit more of a geezer theu you Leif, I thoought that I was the only one older then you? and then only by a couple of eons or so.?!
Speaking of which, Scotley's 42nd was this month, and I missed it! Sorry Scotley, I told myself I wouldn't do that anymore, and then I turn right around and forget once again.![]()
Happy Birthday, anyway, Dude.
Mowgli's birthday is May 6th, maybe?? (Are my guesses totally obvious?) Happy Birthday to you too, Mowgli.

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Rulebook featuring "high magic" options, including a host of new spells.