Pathfinder 1E Who should nourish the others at Paizo?

[James Jacobs]

So!

Here at Paizo, we've been hit by a blizzard. As in, most of us are probably going to be stuck here at the office overnight. Fearless Publisher Erik Mona has already left for home, but we expect him back in a few hours, his fancy car abandoned on the on-ramp to the bridge.

Anyway. We've been stuck here for nearly 20 minutes, and the subject of cannibilism has finally come up. We can't decide who goes on the grill first though, so I thought we'd enlist the help of ENWorld to determine who should go first!

Vote Soon. And Vote Often!

 

[FireLance]

Great. Another survivor thread.

 

[Steel_Wind]

Soooo hungry....

Jason. Definitely Jason. He's the biggest on the staff. Much nourishment there.

Besides... if you don't strike first while he's outnumbered....you might all end up eaten come morning.

Sooo hungry...

 

[kenobi65]

Erik, being your leader, should volunteer to sacrifice himself to save the rest of you.

I can't believe you've already managed to empty the vending machine. Or, is this just the excuse you needed to try "long pork"?

 

[James Jacobs]

Alas... Erik escaped the poll by braving the frozen wasteland. So we can't eat him.

 

[Festivus]

It only took you guys 20 minutes to decide that you have to eat one another? Talk about a hostile work environment!

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Well...since you started the thread you're obviously the one doing the planning.

...which means you're also plotting the perfect way to survive and eat all of the others first. Therefore, they should team up and get to you before you get them, James.

 

[Jason Bulmahn]

As James just voted for me, I had to vote for him to cancel his vote. That and his flesh is full of secrets from beyond the void. Delicious secrets.

Jason Bulmahn
Managing Editor of Dragon

 

[Mouseferatu]

Hmm...

Logic suggests that the company only needs one "James," rendering the other one a redunancy system. And the entire purpose of a redundant system is to kick in in an emergeny, so it's going to have to be one of the two of you, I'm afraid.

 

[Mark Hope]

Which one of you has the gammy leg?