Pathfinder 1E Who should nourish the others at Paizo?

[Aaron L]

Hey, I hope you all make it OK tonight (aside from whomever is eaten, of course!)

I suggest you all get real drunk.


Dang, a blizzard. We didn't even have snow in the yard on Christmas morning here, and that's just unnatural in central PA.

 

[Shroomy]

This is exactly the reason why you keep a bunch of unpaid interns around the office.

BTW, I voted for the sales guy (sorry Phil), but that is mostly animus from my own job.

 

[Qualidar]

I voted for Phil Lacefield Jr, because he looks to be the most expendable.

My roommate also voted for him because he "had the girliest name". Nice, Yttrai, as if he didn't have enough to worry about with his imminent demise

 

[thedungeondelver]

Don't you see? It's too late for this - every Paizo editor that is killed, gets up and kills! Then those that it kills get up and kill!

 

[greywulf]

I thought the golden rule was always eat Sales first.

Sorry, Phil.

 

[Mark Hope]

Mark,

Now, now. Just because you've not had your article published, doesn't mean James doesn't like you. He just thinks your writing sucks! *is kidding!*

James? James?? It's Jason who I am recommending for the flame-grilled bbq treatment, thankyou very much...

Although, now you mention it, Sutter has had a certain Desert Encounters Campaign Workbook of mine for a suspiciously long time without it seeing print either. Rejecting Top Ten Uses For A Ten Foot Pole I can understand, but Desert Encounters is a thing of polished (if sandy) beauty. Cover him in chocolate sauce and have him for dessert, I say...

 

[Yttrai]

I voted for Phil Lacefield Jr, because he looks to be the most expendable.

My roommate also voted for him because he "had the girliest name". Nice, Yttrai, as if he didn't have enough to worry about with his imminent demise

Thanks a lot, Q.

Remember, when they block our entire IP from Paizo.com, you will be the one who suffers, not me! I've never ordered a damn thing from them*, and you are addicted!

(*i'm really not helping the sales guy feel better about making his mark on the world before he dies, am i? )

Anyway, remember gang: A little Sriracha sauce makes even the pastiest white guy spicy!

 

[Wild Gazebo]

We had a blizzard yesterday and today. I had to shovel a path so my car could get into the parking lot (not the whole way--just random snowdrifts). So I feel for ya(s). 'Course its just a matter of fact up here in the north.

Anyway...I'm for eatin' the sales guy as well...sorry to his family.

 

[Qualidar]

Er....guys....having checked my e-mail. I can't help but notice that that my order was "about to be shipped" from the Paizo warehouse at 3:45 or so. Is this half-dressed Donner Party going to delay it? Get sticky gibblets on it?

...make it be used for a human sandwich napkin?

~Q~

 

[RangerWickett]

So what you're saying is that there are going to be job openings at Paizo soon.

Well, in that case, I say whoever is in charge of hiring should be given immunity. I'm rootin' for ya. Just do me a favor and remember who spoke up for your defense when it comes time to look at resumes, okay?