Pathfinder 1E Who should nourish the others at Paizo?

[RangerWickett]

OK so I'll be that guy...

Gotta go with the girl and that delicious breast meat.

1. Not cool.

2. Girls? At a gaming company? Hahahaha.

*looks around nervously for Dextra*

 

[DragonTurtle]

Hmmm... If Renton is being hit by a Blizzard how long til I am stuck here in Auburn Supermall. At least I own a Burger restaurant here, so I can always eat burgers after I finish off the employees.... Oh wait, Duh, this is a burger restaurant, so I don't have to eat the employees... I can eat the customers!

Sorry to hear you are stuck, I would feed you if you weren't 2 cities north!

 

[CanadienneBacon]

Phil Lacefield, Sales Manager. His last name and the fact that he works not only in sales, but is manager of said department. Toast!

 

[blargney the second]

This is the funniest thing I've seen on ENWorld in a while.

Dragon crew goes first, so I can keep getting my precious Dungeons! (Got to keep things in perspective...)

 

[catsclaw227]

Do the ones that get killed rise up again with the "Savage" template?

 

[Nifft]

Dragon has good art. Therefore, the art director must be delicious. Stands to reason.

Cheers, -- N

 

[MKMcArtor]

Hmmm... If Renton is being hit by a Blizzard how long til I am stuck here in Auburn Supermall. At least I own a Burger restaurant here, so I can always eat burgers after I finish off the employees.... Oh wait, Duh, this is a burger restaurant, so I don't have to eat the employees... I can eat the customers!

Sorry to hear you are stuck, I would feed you if you weren't 2 cities north!

We're actually up in Bellevue, although I hear Renton is also socked in. :\

Good luck with the snow down there in balmy Auburn!

 

[Anson Caralya]

"Last in, first out" at the office starts to take on new meaning here...

 

[DragonTurtle]

Ah, Bellevue, so Erik had to make it across 1-90 to get to Ballard, brave brave soul.
What sucks is that you are stuck in a building with a bunch of people that like gaming, surrounded by all sorts of gaming material. Whatever will you guys do? ( I mean after you eat Phil).

 

[Alzrius]

I say eat the Sale director.

That's my position too. All those editors must be important, but Sales? How necessary can that position be? (Seriously though, no hard feelings Phil.)

On a side note, I'm intensely jealous that you guys have that much snow. I've got to move back up north.