Pathfinder 1E Who should nourish the others at Paizo?

[Erik Mona]

Fearless Publisher Erik Mona has already left for home, but we expect him back in a few hours, his fancy car abandoned on the on-ramp to the bridge.

Oh ye of little faith! My fancy car is parked in my garage, and I am sitting in my warm apartment watching TiVo.

The 30-minute commute took an hour and a half, sure. A giant UPS truck almost backslid into my Eclipse on the entry ramp to I-90, yes. And it's true I passed 20 (count 'em!) stalled cars on my way home...

..but I made it here.

I can't decide if Jason or Sarah should be eaten first. Coming from Wisconsin and Minnesota, respectively, I should think they would have been bold enough to drive home by now.

Pity that one of them will go under the knife...

--Erik

 

[jfrog78]

Don't devour the girl for two reasons.

1)she is a very nice person
2)What happens if this turns into a Apocalypse and you need to reseed the earth with humanity?

 

[Erik Mona]

Besides, Bulmahn is far more tender and juicy than I.

From the safety of my apartment, I can say that if this is true, it is only true by a smidge.

Jason's flesh, I would guess, is filled with a greater number of carcinogens from his smoking, so for the health of my editorial staff I'm afraid the pendulum is swinging quickly in Phil's direction.

--Erik Mona

 

[Erik Mona]

Or use the time to act like kobolds and set a nefarious trap for Erik's return. Erik is Good Meat.

Ladies and gentlemen, my new sig line.

--Erik Mona

 

[Erik Mona]

Hmmm... If Renton is being hit by a Blizzard how long til I am stuck here in Auburn Supermall. At least I own a Burger restaurant here

Mmmmmm. Johnny Rockets.

Much better than long pig.

--Erik

 

[Umbran]

It really is good to see you guys taking your research for your upcoming All Wendigo Issue so seriously...

 

[DragonTurtle]

Mmmmmm. Johnny Rockets.

Much better than long pig.

--Erik

Ouch you wound me, I own Burger Bliss, Johnny Rockets is my competition.....

I will buy you a burger to prove I am better anytime you can get down here.

 

[Qualidar]

I wasn't really aware that Seattle was so snow... incompetent. I've driven to movies in twice that much snow. Strap some on, people!

Snow tires, I mean.

~Qualidar~

 

[mythusmage]

Were we talking about a different sort of eating I'd recommend Sarah.

 

[Clueless]

Now see, I voted for Wes - but that's mostly cause I've met him in real life and can appraise how much good lean muscle mass he's got... though - having the one editor I've met get eaten... mmm. Let's go switch that to Sales... sorry Phil