Whot be yer pirate name, feller?

[Robbert Raets]

Arrr! Whot nick did yer lady's hands give ya?

 

[Dirigible]

Blind One Handed No Legs Black Dog McGee, the Syphilitic Buccaneer of Krakatoa.

Me mate's call me Lucky.

 

[Desdichado]

Giant Yardarm o' Iron. I don't know what the lubbers are talking about; but me buxom wife says the nickname is well-earned, she does.

 

[Mach2.5]

Mad Mach McDoogle, Scourge of the Five Lakes, Plunderer of the Pocconoes, the Cleaver of Cleveland, the Pain of Pittsburg, the Warbringer of Warren, the Terror of Tuscon, the Jersey Devil, the ARRRgonaught of Austin, and the Fiestiest Fiend of Frankfurt.

(all places I've lived, err, I mean YAAARRR! Them be de places that hav' fac'd my wrath and still stand!)

 

[Dinkeldog]

Black Dinkeldog Flint

 

[diaglo]

d-arrg-Lower the BoOm.

 

[Yellow Sign]

Scurvy Jim be me! I ne'er liked the taste of limes did I!

 

[Gregor]

Yar! Me be Captain Dirty Tom Flint, the meanest, dirtiest and most smelliest pirate this side o the seven seas. Avast! Yee'd best be watching yer cargo matey. If ye be lettin down yer guard, me smell may incapacimatate yee and l'll make fer shore wit all yer booty.......arrrr!

 

[Henry]

Back, ye bilge-princes! Make room for Captain Henry "the fifth" Morgan, the most fortitudinous Pirate in the twelve seas! Or is that five... no, seven?... eight!... No, SEVEN Seas! I can drink ANY man, woman, or repeat grade-schooler under the table!

...Jus' as soon as I find the Little Buccaneer's Room...

 

[Harlock]

Captain Harlock, Noble Space Pirate