Whot be yer pirate name, feller?

[Darth Shoju]

Aye, well met. They call me Cap'n Christopher, the Moderately Unpleasant. Thar's nary a man on tha seven seas that hasn't cowered before me occasional rudeness! A-har-harrharh-arhahar!!

 

[Farganger]

Lots of skippers! You need some cutthroats of uncertain loyalties to round out the crews.

I'll step up to the plate. Since I only appear in a few brief but colorful scenes, I can fill two roles (with suitable costume changes): the murderous ruffian known as "Bilgebelly" and the sly, former valet the lads call "Tailcoat."

 

[Desdichado]

Arr, the pirate name generator names me Bloody John Cash.

 

[kkoie]

Avast mates, I'm Calico Davy Kidd

Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

 

[pogre]

Iron Tom Kidd

 

[myrdden]

Yar...I be Dirty Tom Kidd.

Myrdden

 

[Wombat]

Such automatical namin' be 'gainst the Code o' th' Sea!

Allow me to doff m'noggin-cover to ye an' introduce m'self as is mete an' proper:

Tremble, ye worthless scalliwags and sons o' th' gun, afore Mad Rabid Wombat!

Aye, but if ye have no lore o' this fine tradition, cast yer eyes towards Pyrates! by the scrivner George MacDonald Fraser, much loved of his Flashman tales.

 

[Larcen]

Cap'n Artie Doodle. "Art" t' ye sea dogs.

 

[Mercule]

Arr. That land-lubbin' mechanical magistrate gimme th' name o' Iron Morty Vane.

 

[Hackenslash]

Ooohhh Arrrrr me Mateys !!!!

I'm First Mate Cutthroat Bill McSwill, the nastiest, meanest and down right rudest swab hand o' the seven seas. Watch out lassies I'm commin at'cha....Arrrrrrrrgghhh.....