Whot be yer pirate name, feller?

[Frostmarrow]

Black James Flint. That'll be <i>Captain</i> Black James Flint to you.

 

[Arnwyn]

Yarr!

It be "Dread Pirate Cash". Not bad, not bad.

 

[Seule]

Mad John Flint be I, me hearties! Yarr!
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--Seule o' the Seven Seas

 

[johnsemlak]

The auto-naming thing named me Red Morty Flint
Kool!

I'm an Errol Flynn swachbuckler fan, so I though I'd name myself Captain Thorpe of the Albatross

 

[seasong]

Arrr, I be known as the Chantey Mate,
I'll ne'er be captain, an' I'll ne'er be bait!
My songs be fer swillin', my poems are rot,
But when chanteys need beltin', yer needin' my lot!
So I get no respect when the sun be down or up,
Though wi'out me a-singin', we'd be gallows crup!
So to sum up and finish me sad, sorry tale,
Drink up, good sirs, and join me in hell!

-seasong

 

[Gospog]

Thems that survive a run in with me, call me Scurvy Spog.

But me crew calls me Cap'n, lest they wants to be walkin the plank!

 

[Zhure]

"Arrrrr, so there I was, stranded in the middle of the seven seas, riddled with scurvy, scraping barnacles off me dinghy..."

They call me Dead-Eye Dick, cuz o' me crack shootin and me one white wandering eye.

 

[VorpalBunny]

Arr! I be Iron Tom Read, scourge o' the Main! Me mates call be Painted Beard. Don't know what those scurvy dogs be talkin' about.... me beard be real, it's me body that's plastic.

 

[KB9JMQ]

Arrr, My bilge-water swill drinking blokes call me Mad Harry Read.

 

[Jai Kel]

Iron Roger Kidd. `Tis what ye'll be hearin' as I swagger away from yer blood-stained meat carcass...