the super easy answer? I play Dragonlance. Your crunch does nothing for me.
The easy answer? Too much crunch, not enough fluff.
The expanded answer? My favorite part of Dragon was the ecology articles and the bazaar of the bizzare type things. Stats and stuff are boring- the real joy of those articles was the flavor. I could run entire campaigns based on small hooks planted through those articles. Plus, reading their descriptions and such gave me ideas on items of my own that fit Dragonlance better and could borrow cool flavor. It was more like reading a Volo's Guide, and less like reading an accounting text book the way Dragon is now.
And let me be the voice of dissent. I enjoy the short stories, as long as they are decently spread out.
But really, over the past 8 or so issues (barring 315, which was outstanding), i'd briefly scan through the book, then flip to the comics before putting it away. After a while, the only comic worth reading was Nodwick, and he posts those online anyway, along with Dork Tower.
I realise that y'all can't get KoDT back, but can you at least try to make with the funny? Getting Aaron Williams to do things like Dragons of Spring Cleaning was fantastic. More of that is great =) And dude, Order of the Stick is made for your fanbase. Get it.
Basically, i got dragon not because it was of any use to me in my game, but because it was a great read, and i could pull stuff from that. Now, it's just charts and stats, and boring as chalk dust. fix that, and i'll start buying again.