That reminds of a traditional Norwegian dish... Lutefisk.
Mmmm... Dried fish that's been soaked in bathroom cleanser for days until it turn into an (almost) tasteless jelly.
Sign. Me. Up.
The kicker is that you have to be careful to not soak it the lye for too long. Otherwise, the fish turns into soap.
My college roomate was from Vermillion, South Dakota, and he educated me as to the lovecraftian dish, Lutefisk.
Despite his norski roots, HE didn't eat it. I followed his lead.