Why I Hate Coca Cola

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

*drinks a Vanilla Coke*

 

[jaerdaph]

Don't get me wrong - I was the only one in my gaming group who actually wanted to try RC. Then my group tried it for six months and ended up switching back to Coke.

BTW, I award 10 coolness points to Agamon for the clever use of a Seinfeld quote

 

[megamania]

a lot of sodas list BOTH sugar and corn syrup as ingredients.

As far as Coke....it takes rust off of metal and the highway crews use in it's ingredients to clean up blood....same ingredients that require a bio-hazard label to be displayed.

 

[Trevalon Moonleirion]

Coke is tasty stuff! However, it's a distant third in my favorite beverage list (which in case you wondered, is posted right here...)

1. Mountain Dew (both kinds)
2. Jolt (mainly White Lightning)
3. Coke

I have a huge Mountain Dew mug... they sell them at a lot of gas stations around here... try a Meijer gas station. They have Mountain Dew, Code Red, Coke, AND University of Illinois giant-sized mugs. (I think those things hold 2 liters of liquid... mmmm... 2 liters....)

 

[LostSoul]

a lot of sodas list BOTH sugar and corn syrup as ingredients.

As far as Coke....it takes rust off of metal and the highway crews use in it's ingredients to clean up blood....same ingredients that require a bio-hazard label to be displayed.

And that's why we see people dropping dead all the time from Coke. Oh wait...

...we don't. Coke isn't good for you because of the sugar, but it isn't like drinking drain-o.

 

[Churchill]

Oops...

And that's why we see people dropping dead all the time from Coke. Oh wait...

...we don't. Coke isn't good for you because of the sugar, but it isn't like drinking drain-o.

Wait. You mean I shouldn't be drinking Drain-O? Uh oh. Anyone have 911's phone number handy?

 

[Trevalon Moonleirion]

Wait. You mean I shouldn't be drinking Drain-O? Uh oh. Anyone have 911's phone number handy?

Dial "9-1-2." It's much, much faster....

And since you've been drinking Drain-O, why don't we have a little experiment... eat some tin foil, I want to see if I can collect some hydrogen from your bloated corps...er.... from you... yes you....

 

[Aaron L]

All that stuff about Coke being lugged around by road crews to clean bloodstains is a fairly common urban legend, but it isn't true.


http://www.snopes2.com/

Do a search for Coke for a lot of crazy stuff.

 

[starwolf]

a lot of sodas list BOTH sugar and corn syrup as ingredients.

As far as Coke....it takes rust off of metal and the highway crews use in it's ingredients to clean up blood....same ingredients that require a bio-hazard label to be displayed.

And the #1 emergency use of Coca-Cola by mechanics (other than as a beverage): To quickly remove the corrosion on car battery posts and cable ends!

This is true, if you ever have trouble starting your car because of corroded cable ends just pour a little Coke over them, wait a few seconds and wipe off.

 

[Breakstone]

"Your love is like drinking Drain-O. It feels good at first, but leaves you empty inside."