Why must a loving soul be so alone...

[reveal]

I was going to say a bunch of steaming hot manliness. But that might imply that I wear panties, so I better not...

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

 

[Desdichado]

You keep your coconuts to yourself, young man!

 

[Algolei]

Ah but he isn't interested in a physical relationship, he'ld have to go up and say something like "Do you want to have a meaningful relationship?" and considerable less than 1 in 10 women say yes to that.

Ha! That used to be my favourite pickup line!


...I am so lonely....

 

[Torm]

After I got married, I was amazed to finally notice the women who flirted with me. I say finally because, until I met my future wife, I was pretty shy with women. I think it boils down to one thing: confidence.

I noticed this, too, and I think there's more to it than just confidence: I think women actually have some sort of radar for men who are in a relationship. They won't notice you at all until you're in a relationship, and then, once you've proved you CAN be in one, you're a hot property. Ironic, since for most people (in monogamous relationships), actually getting that guy then means that they destroyed the relationship that prompted the attraction in the first place.

 

[reveal]

I noticed this, too, and I think there's more to it than just confidence: I think women actually have some sort of radar for men who are in a relationship. They won't notice you at all until you're in a relationship, and then, once you've proved you CAN be in one, you're a hot property. Ironic, since for most people (in monogamous relationships), actually getting that guy then means that they destroyed the relationship that prompted the attraction in the first place.

And usually the woman who breaks up the relationship is surprised when the man cheats on her.

 

[Torm]

And usually the woman who breaks up the relationship is surprised when the man cheats on her.

Which further supports my notion that women instictively (not consciously) expect a good man to be able to be in a relationship with more than one woman at once. But we probably don't want to go there.

 

[Desdichado]

Which further supports my notion that women instictively (not consciously) expect a good man to be able to be in a relationship with more than one woman at once. But we probably don't want to go there.

Wow, over the course of half a page, we've wandered from the uncomfortable image of me in a pair of panties to Torm making it with two gals at once. As long as none of them are Anna Nicole...

Fru, I really apologize!

 

[reveal]

Wow, over the course of half a page, we've wandered from the uncomfortable image of me in a pair of panties to Torm making it with two gals at once. As long as none of them are Anna Nicole...

Fru, I really apologize!

I blame Torm.

 

[Torm]

As long as none of them are Anna Nicole...

And, as long as none of them are you in that pair of panties!

 

[Torm]

I blame Torm.

I take full credit... er... blame for my own comments, but I have NOTHING to do with Joshua's feminine undergarments.