Why must a loving soul be so alone...

[reveal]

I would add things that are soft to this list. Like teddy bears, and bunnies, and kittens...

Let's not forget raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles, warm woolen mittens and brown paper packages tied up with strings.

 

[Empress]

A woman's needs can be boiled down to three basic things:

Things that smell good
Small bright shiny objects
Shoes

Remember this and you're golden.

As long as one of the good-smelling things is you

 

[Mystery Man]

I would add things that are soft to this list. Like teddy bears, and bunnies, and kittens...

And it only took me 36 years to figure that out too.

p.s. I'm 36.

 

[Mystery Man]

As long as one of the good-smelling things is you

Why Empress...*bats eyelashes*

 

[Desdichado]

He does tend to put the "bunch" in "panties".

In more ways than one, IYKWIMAITYD.

EDIT: Looking back on that, there's actually more ways that can be taken than I intended...

Oh, well.

 

[reveal]

He does tend to put the "bunch" in "panties".

A bunch of what?

 

[Desdichado]

A bunch of what?

I was going to say a bunch of steaming hot manliness. But that might imply that I wear panties, so I better not...

Eh, sorry, Frukathka, for further derailing your thread. At least I did try to give you some advice, even if it wasn't anything that others weren't saying already...

 

[ForceUser]

I was going to say a bunch of steaming hot manliness. But that might imply that I wear panties, so I better not...

Eh, sorry, Frukathka, for further derailing your thread. At least I did try to give you some advice, even if it wasn't anything that others weren't saying already...

Haven't you guys noticed? Ron Burgundy is trying to act like the actual character of Ron Burgundy. I picked up on it early, so I haven't been bothered.

 

[reveal]

Haven't you guys noticed? Ron Burgundy is trying to act like the actual character of Ron Burgundy. I picked up on it early, so I haven't been bothered.

That's not necessarily a good thing, especially when responding to those who haven't seen the movie.

 

[ForceUser]

That's not necessarily a good thing, especially when responding to those who haven't seen the movie.

Heheh, true.