Why the University of Kentucky wins at Basketball and loses at Football.

[Krieg]

The actual reason: If talented football players choose a Southeastern Conference school, they pick Tennessee or Alabama.

AKA: the highest bidder.

 

[Felix]

That's funny. BTW, sorry to hear that y'alls library burned down. It's a shame both those books were destroyed. I heard one hadn't even been colored in yet.

We were mighty proud of our library. Although not so proud as y'all are of the new motto of your alma mater: "All dirt roads lead to Auburn".

 

[reveal]

We were mighty proud of our library. Although not so proud as y'all are of the new motto of your alma mater: "All dirt roads lead to Auburn".

We could probably keep this up for the next few years.

Oh ya, I just remembered. I was having a problem with some Alabama football players coming into my yard and ruining it. But I just put up a goalpost and they won''t come within 50 yards of it.

 

[Alzrius]

We're on the verge of March Madness and I figured I'd take the time to explain why the University of Kentucky (UK) wins at Basketball and loses at Football. In depth analysis of both sports turned up the following possibilities.

Gah, I hate living in Lexington when it's this time of year. The crazy people in the city (which is most of them) get even worse then usual, and there's nothing more annoying than hearing people whooping and hollering all night over something I couldn't possibly care less about.

 

[ph34r]

Word!

 

[Felix]

We could probably keep this up for the next few years.

Very likely.

Your story reminded me, do you know if the court order keeping affectionate Auburn players away from the Auburn petting zoo is still enforced? Because the last time I heard they had to keep at least 200 yards away.

 

[reveal]

Very likely.

Your story reminded me, do you know if the court order keeping affectionate Auburn players away from the Auburn petting zoo is still enforced? Because the last time I heard they had to keep at least 200 yards away.

Not sure about that.

Oh, were they ever able to fix the class situation at Alabama U? I had heard they couldn't have Drivers Ed class and Sex Ed class on the same day because they only had one mule.

 

[Felix]

Not sure about that.

Oh, were they ever able to fix the class situation at Alabama U? I had heard they couldn't have Drivers Ed class and Sex Ed class on the same day because they only had one mule.

LMAO!

Although it's not a laughing matter. Auburn offered to help by lending us their Sex-Ed mule; we declined because unlike the situation in Auburn, Alamama men only like riding female mules.

 

[reveal]

LMAO!

Although it's not a laughing matter. Auburn offered to help by lending us their Sex-Ed mule; we declined because unlike the situation in Auburn, Alamama men only like riding female mules.

We only did that because we know the only way to get an Alabama female alum in bed with you is to grease the doorframe and throw a Twinkie on the bed.

 

[Old Fezziwig]

Word!

That's what I'm talkin' about! Go Heels!

Nick (UNC MA '04)