Will you turn to the Dark Side?

[Jdvn1]

Dark side. No question. I am not corruptable. I was born totally corrupt.

Why am I totally unsurprised?

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Balance?! Pfft! There is no balance.

Light Side all the way for me. Of course, I used to play the old Jedi Knight game online and get accused of being a hacker because I was the only one who played a Light Sider...no one thought that Force Absorb and Protect were actual powers because they were all entranced by the lightning and grip.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

What kind of health care plan does the dark side?

That will be critically important to my decision.

Clones are your best bet...considering your body will decay the more evil you are. So either have a good cloning facility or only be slightly evil.

 

[Torm]

Let's see...do I want to attract Leia or Amidala?

:::waves hand in your direction, speaks very deliberately::: "You want to attract Leia.... so as to leave Amidala for me!"

If I choose balance can I have both?

I don't think I've ever seen time travel on the list of powers for the Light OR the Dark. So if so, it would have to involve either pedophilia or necrophilia - and I think either would tip you right on over to the Dark Side, making the question moot.

 

[Mr. Lobo]

:::waves hand in your direction, speaks very deliberately::: "You want to attract Leia.... so as to leave Amidala for me!"

I don't think I've ever seen time travel on the list of powers for the Light OR the Dark. So if so, it would have to involve either pedophilia or necrophilia - and I think either would tip you right on over to the Dark Side, making the question moot.

And now I know. Thanks Torm!

 

[Terath Ninir]

Why am I totally unsurprised?

You've known me over a month now. Can't be surprising at this point.

 

[Jdvn1]

You've known me over a month now. Can't be surprising at this point.

Well, I was surprised that the Dark side didn't immediately pull you to this thread when it first came up.

 

[Desdichado]

You've known me over a month now. Can't be surprising at this point.

What's so special about a month ago? I remember you on the boards five years ago.

And yes, this post is somewhat gratuitous. I'm trying to hit 10,000 posts before I leave for home today.

 

[Jdvn1]

What's so special about a month ago? I remember you on the boards five years ago.

And yes, this post is somewhat gratuitous. I'm trying to hit 10,000 posts before I leave for home today.

Ooh, you have to start a thread for that!

And CZ and I have hiveminded a few threads, so we've talked about weird things. You find out within a week that CZ is currupt, for example.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

What's so special about a month ago? I remember you on the boards five years ago.

And yes, this post is somewhat gratuitous. I'm trying to hit 10,000 posts before I leave for home today.

Just two(or so) more! Of course, that is greed so definitely puts you in the Dark Side.