Will you turn to the Dark Side?

[Darth K'Trava]

You and who's army, pawn of the Dark Side?

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Actually once the dark side gets a hold of you and you place on those robes, its over: Once you go Black you can't ever go back!!

"Back In Black" by AC/DC rulz! Definitely for the discrimminating Sith.....

Then we totally remake "Sharp Dressed Sith" for the more fashionable..... (but not Torm as their fashion designers can't do anything for his rainbow robes...)

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

You will pay for your insolence.

You just know I'm right.

 

[Darkness]

Torm: the gender-changing Sith

He's a Forgotten Realms deity. He's probably just trying to become as powerful as Edmonster.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

He's a Forgotten Realms deity. He's probably just trying to become as powerful as Edmonster.

I know....

Maybe he has multiple personalities..... I heard someone said he was a beer-swilling, skirt-chasing fratboy.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

You just know I'm right.

hehehehe

I think someone needs to tell Whisperfoot.... "Truth hurts, doesn't it?"

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Took the test and became a "Dark Side Marauder".

Better than "Sith Witch"..... but then just replace a letter for me........

 

[Darrin Drader]

You just know I'm right.

My Mandalorian army and I are jamming your communications. Prepare for invasion!

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

My Mandalorian army and I are jamming your communications. Prepare for invasion!

The Mandalorian army is dead

Even if it was alive, the Jedi took them out before, they can take them out again...and again...and again.

 

[Darkness]

Oh, and:

Sith Warrior
Your savage and aggressive nature does you credit, my apprentice. And it will serve you well when you learn the ancient battle arts necessary to become a Sith warrior. There are weapons, powerful weapons, that I will teach you to use - not the least of which is your own formidable body. Your lessons will be harsh and painful. But you will use that pain. It will make you invincible. Not even the most accomplished Jedi Knight will be able to withstand your onslaught.