Woman beats off intuder with gnome

[diaglo]

Hang on ... the first thing that came to hand was a garden gnome? Where was she sleeping? Or perhaps I should be asking where the gnome was sleeping?

see Jeff Wilder's post.

 

[nerfherder]

Ah, it's stories like this that make me proud to be British

Who needs a gun for home defence when you've got a gnome...

Cheers,
Liam

 

[Brennin Magalus]

Well, I guess gnomes are good for something after all.

 

[Angcuru]

 

[fusangite]

Gee -- the thread title had me considering so many possibilities regarding what events the first post might chronicle.

 

[megamania]

The home defense is Gnome Defense

 

[JIMBOTHEBLACK]

I think ther's garden gnome in the arms and equipment guide.Yeah,here it is,1d6 bludgeoning weapon,criticle 19-20 X2.

 

[Goblyn]

Woman beats off intruder with gnome?

Why did the intruder have a gnome with him? Aren't halflings better thiev ...er... rogues?

 

[Darrin Drader]

Does Chewie live on Endor. No, that doesn't make any sense...

 

[Darkness]

Gnomes are now officially a bludgeoning weapon.

An actual use for gnomes. Rare thing, that.