World's worst D&D soundtrack

Barendd Nobeard said:
Mark, I am impressed. While I do own the actual fish head-shaped record of this song, I thought I was the only one who knew all the lyrics. Do you know what Academy Award-winning actress was in the video? :D



Grease

There was a video?

:Keanu:

Whoa!
 
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Barendd Nobeard said:
Mark, I am impressed. While I do own the actual fish head-shaped record of this song, I thought I was the only one who knew all the lyrics. Do you know what Academy Award-winning actress was in the video? :D

I know Bill Paxton directed it, but who was the actress? Didn't they do something with Teri Hatcher? She didn't win an academy award, that I am aware... :confused:
 

Hey now, let's have a little love for Cibo Matto. Sci-Fi Wasabi is a pretty cool tune.:) Not too surprising they do many food songs, the name means something like Food Crazy in Italian.

There's plenty though, most TV themes, especially the Enterprise theme, aren't good for gaming. Ditto for most Weird Al Yankovic music. Polkas and gaming just don't go together.:)
 

AQUA -- far too happy, skippy & jumpy to be game music.

PINK FLOYD -- maybe okay for CoC, but not D&D.

-- Nifft
 


Try playing Noel Coward during a dungeon crawl. I haven't, but I dare surmise that it would be, how do you say, a mistake. Even if you include the distinctly non-Grandmotherly Monty Python 'Not the Noel Coward Song'.

And to defend my own listening habits:

It's scary just how much metal and JPop gets pumped out at my game evenings... but that's not the point. I don't recall playing Aqua, even though I do enjoy their somewhat evil songs... (Yes, if you listen to the lyrics they're very funny), but I have booted up Quake while (unbeknownst to me) the Sound of Music was in the CD drive, and that was hilarious. Enter dungeon. Music swells in the background, unnoticed until the first horrible monster appears, at which point you realise there's a full orchestral score that bursts into magnificent song at the precise moment your foe explodes in a hundred bloody pieces.

Wait, I just realised that I first got hooked on Aqua playing Exile III (see http://www.spidweb.com for a demo if you haven't already), which is pretty heavy on the dungeon crawls. I'm officially insane.

At least I got hooked on Garbage playing Wizardry VI...
 

I can't imagine when j-pop would be appropriate for gaming, but it pales in comparison to the horrifying effect of a Karen Carpenter medley during combat.
 

Worst songs

Can't believe Mark posted Fishheads as a bad one. It is really good.

You want rubbish ? I'll give you rubbish.

Agadoo by Black Lace. and Superman by Black Lace
(ask Morrus. He might know. But don't blame me if he starts screaming)
Tell you what I want by Spice Girls
One Day at a Time by Lena Martell
Anything at all that Julio Iglesias's son puts out
Black and White by Michael Jackson
The soundtrack to 100 Motels (or however many there were) by Frank Zappa.
any Country and Western record with a slide guitar in it
The thing that Celine Dion sang for Titanic.
Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen (I hated it when it came out and I still hate it, Wayne's World notwithstanding)
 



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