Worst (best?) Gaming Puns

[Eldragon]

Ken, the ship's captain and the party's charismatic PC, gets captured by a band of mercs. He is tied up and brought before the rest of the party. Hostage negotiations begin. Failing to come to a reasonable agreement, the Mercs coup de grace Ken. Retep, My Barbarian/Cleric of Kord exclaims:

"Oh my Kord! They killed Kenny! You bastards!"

 

[Rashak Mani]

Pun of the Week: Forsaker riding a Griffon. Griffon gets stunned by a spell and crashes. The DM says:

"Seems like the Forsaker precipitated himself."

 

[Mystic_23]

Yeah, we had a pretty bad one last night in my new Star Wars D20 game. The planet that the characters are based out of is called Tayther. Unfortunately, one guy started calling it Tayther Tot. He kept trying, even though the rest of us were groaning and begging him to stop.

 

[Inconsequenti-AL]

New to 3rd edition:

Player: "I got a new feat."
Fool: "Better get another shoe then."

Bah!

 

[Kae'Yoss]

If you're concerned about bad puns around the gaming table, never, under any circumstances, allow a character to posess either a Rod of Lordly Might, or a weasel familiar.

Don't forget the rod of wonder or the portable hole.