Tarrasque Wrangler
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drnuncheon said:
Just out of curiosity, NickTheLemming, could you list for us the reasons why trains absolutely could not be medieval technology? I have a suspicion that most or all of them will not apply to the trains in this setting.
If they are powered by magic, then they don't need steam engines and the necessary post-medieval technology to build them.
If they are levitating by magic, then they don't need rails and the necessary large-scale steel refining and manufacturing processes to create them.
With those two factors gone, the only thing preventing one from making a train is, well...there isn't one, really. Besides those two things, a train is basically just a bunch of wagons hooked together. And wagons are certainly medieval technology. The reason people didn't usually hook multiple wagons together is that they didn't have any reason to - it was easier just to hook the extra horses directly to the second wagon. If you have an 'engine' (a word used by Shakespeare, I will note) that has the excess power to pull multiple wagons, on the other hand...
Is it the name 'train' (even though that also is a perfectly fine medieval word?) Would you be happier if they called it a 'lightning caravan' instead?
J
Umm.
Take a look at the picture. That thing has a frickin' cowcather on the front! If it can fly over cows, and doesn't need rails, why would you need a cowcatcher?
This thing does not look like some example of divergent evolution. It doesn't look like something an enterprising mage with no conception of what a train looks like would cook up off the top of his head. It doesn't look like some wagons lashed together. It looks like a frickin' steam locomotive jumped tracks and stayed in the air.
I agree that a magical society could conceive of some inventions that might mirror our technological society. But the locomotive as we know it happened here for a reason. To say that there's flying trains without a really compelling reason not to just have flying freighters or a big-ass flying carpet or packing crates with wings on them or anything else that might have been imagined by real honest-to-God medieval people smacks to me of a writer just looking to throw in anything kewl without giving a thought to its origin.
EDIT: I'm willing to concede, however, that this might just be the fault of WotC's art department, and somewhere, Mr. Baker is saying to himself "What's with the cowcatcher?"
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