WotC's D&D bumperstickers

[diaglo]

"OD&D(1974) is the only true game. All the other editions are just poor imitations of the real thing."

 

[dpmcalister]

Evil Mastermind on board (works best if you have a child in the back )

Don't get too close... I'm Chaotic Evil!

If you can read this you've made your Spot check

 

[The Cardinal]

"Liches are my bitches!"

"Tarrasque Transport"

"What would Conan do?"

"Kender on board"

"Support your local DM"

 

[diaglo]

"Ask me about my NPC"

 

[eris404]

A simple black text on white background: "+1 Bumper"

That really, really made me laugh.

Mildly clever only if you actually play the game (or you once played the game). Most anyone else isn't going to have a clue.

Though I agree that they aren't the most original, I think their point is that they're supposed to be in-jokes - if you don't play the game/know the reference, you're not going to get it. For example, I have a bag with the little forest spirit critters (the name escapes me at the moment) from Princess Mononoke on it. It's such a bonding moment when people recognize what it is and if they don't know, sometimes they get curious enough to ask me about it. I suspect they're trying to do the same thing here, create a little gamer solidarity and maybe get people curious (though that seems like an afterthought).

 

[Jdvn1]

I hope the WotC ones include more than just those five... maybe there are some better ones. Maybe you get five random ones? I dunno.

 

[Maggan]

"Requires the use of the Dungeons & Dragons Player's Handbook"

"Roll for initiative at the next red light!"

"Rules lawyer at the wheel"

Also, just the alignments are nice:

"I'm Lawful Good"
"I'm Lawful Neutral"
"I'm Lawful Evil"
"I'm Neutral Good"
"I'm Neutral"
"I'm Neutral Evil"
"I'm Chaotic Good"
"I'm Chaotic Neutral"
"I'm Chaotic Evil"

Hmmm ... well, maybe not very funny, but hey, I tried!

/M

 

[dogoftheunderworld]

instead of Soccer Mom...

(pic of d20) Gamer Mom

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

"If you can read this you are in a threatened square"

 

[diaglo]

"I brake for Ale and Whores"